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RE: joke time
August 30, 2014 at 7:42 pm
My wife never watches the whole porno.
She just flicks to the bits she likes.
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RE: joke time
August 30, 2014 at 7:56 pm
Late in the evening, a man brings his wife two aspirin and a glass of water. Puzzled, she looks at him and says, 'But I don't have a headache.'
And the husband says, 'GOTCHA!!'
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RE: joke time
September 1, 2014 at 4:56 pm
Manchester United are turning into the Katie Price of English football.
They keep needlessly spending a fortune to boost what they've got up front and end up getting fucked at the back.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: joke time
September 1, 2014 at 5:10 pm
They're making a magazine for gay soldiers.
It's lots of pictures of privates.
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RE: joke time
September 1, 2014 at 5:45 pm
My son was misbehaving earlier, so I took the belt out.
Then I hit the brakes and watched him fly through the windscreen.
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Blessed are the curious, for they shall have adventures.” ~
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RE: joke time
September 1, 2014 at 5:50 pm
Met a lovely young woman on the tennis courts. I'm not shy, so I gave her my best winning smile and told her what a sexy little sack of estrogen she was. She asked me if I'd like to double up. I said, 'Sure!' and she kicked me in the balls...
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RE: joke time
September 1, 2014 at 6:43 pm
I was having such a lovely dream this morning. Then some inconsiderate cunt decided to ruin it by bouncing off my windscreen.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: joke time
September 1, 2014 at 6:48 pm
I also had a bad driving experience recently, Stimbo. I was weaving all over the road while trying to change the radio, and the cops pulled me over just as I got the old one out.
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RE: joke time
September 1, 2014 at 9:07 pm
Did you know that copper wire was invented by two Scotsmen fighting over a penny?
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RE: joke time
September 1, 2014 at 9:12 pm
I know a guy that was in a really bad wreck that left the left side of his body paralyzed. He's all right now.