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joke time
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I put my phone under my pillow when I went to sleep last night.
I wake up and there's a $1 coin there instead. Fucking BlueTooth Fairy!! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Me: ‘Hey, Siri?’
Siri: *audible sigh* Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?
Ask them to pronounced ‘unionized’. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I slipped my finger inside her hole and I could feel her getting wetter and wetter. I pulled my finger out and within seconds, she was going down on me.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
What do tofu and dildos have in common?
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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