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Fat Mary had a little lamb
A little beef, a little ham
Some black-eyed peas and candied yam
Happy Turkey Day in advance!
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
(November 21, 2015 at 12:00 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: That wasn't what you were going to say.
Rhonda! You are soooo dirty minded seriously how could you think such a thing!
...oh wait, did you think Beccs meant something dirty or am I the one with the dirty mind here
Hey, I didn't say nothing. I'm just an innocent by stander, quietly minding my own business. You didn't hear nothing from me.
Besides, "dirty" is a state of mind. To the pure in heart all things are pure.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
(November 21, 2015 at 8:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Mary had a little sheep.
With the sheep she went to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram,
So Mary had a little lamb.
Boru
Now see, that was pure.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
Some of you will remember this one, but for the newbies;
Why do we put angels on christmas trees?
Once upon a christmas eve, a long long time ago.
It was a foggy night, the reindeer were sick, the elves were on strike, Mrs Claus was on the rag and Santa was behind on his list.
So, Santa is stretched out in his lazy boy recliner, jamming to some upbeat christmas carols and working on the last of his list when a knock comes on the door.
Santa climbs out of the recliner to answer the door and slips on some egg nog, falls down, busts his ass and rips his red suit.
Santa gets up and opens the door and there is an angel standing there.
"Santa, wadda ya want me to do with this christmas tree."
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
Rhonda! You are soooo dirty minded seriously how could you think such a thing!
