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joke time
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 (November 5, 2015 at 8:04 pm)Evie Wrote: I found a funny meme that won't really work in the debate meme thread and I want to share it: You should have posted that in Randy's threads.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
An oldie but a goodie.
Three women are sitting around discussing their husbands and the nicknames they had for them. "I call my husband Long John, because he's got a long john!" said the first woman. The second smiled and said, "I call my husband Big Dick, because he's got a big dick!" Both looked expectantly at their friend. "I call my husband Champagne!" she said. The first woman was a little confused, "Isn't that a fancy liquor?" "Yup!" replied the third woman, smiling. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
There were lots of nuts on the ground around the pecan tree just inside the cemetery, so Bill and Bon decided to climb the fence and gather them. It wasn’t easy because there was a hedge between the fence and the tree. Still they put all the nuts together in a pile. To make things fair they used a one for me, one for you method. While they were counting, two nuts rolled under the hedge but they decided not to stop until they’d divided up the rest of the nuts. Presently, Tommy came walking by the cemetery and heard them but did not see them on the other side of the hedge.
Bob: One for me. One for you. Tommy ran back to town in a panic and grabbed his uncle Ned. Tommy: Uncle Ned! Come quick! Jesus and the devil are down in the cemetery dividing souls! I heard them! I heard them! So Tommy and Ned went down and listened as Bob divided the pecans. Bob and Billy finished up the pile and turned their attention to the ones that had rolled off. Bob: Now let’s get those two nuts over by the hedge. Tommy and Ned hauled ass.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind. 
I'm taking up a new hobby as a jeweller. So if any of you ladies want your ring resizing...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (September 28, 2015 at 4:42 am)Lucanus Wrote: This thread I miss Oukoida (November 10, 2015 at 12:49 am)Losty Wrote:(September 28, 2015 at 4:42 am)Lucanus Wrote: This thread 102 pages in less than 2 months? Maybe we should stop and think about which threads stay on top. It is up to us, you konw.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.  (November 10, 2015 at 12:49 am)Losty Wrote:(September 28, 2015 at 4:42 am)Lucanus Wrote: This thread He was something before that too. Or was it after that?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue
As in "Look - anus!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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