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joke time
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How many White House staff does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Doesn't matter, they cant because they are too busy saying WHAT THE FUCK DID HE JUST SAY? 
I've never seen porn all the way through. How does it end? Does the plumber manage to fix that woman's boiler?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
A reporter asked Trump if he knows the difference between Sunni and Shia. He said he doesn't know which is which, but he likes I Got You Babe.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (August 16, 2017 at 10:31 am)Cyberman Wrote: I've never seen porn all the way through. How does it end? Does the plumber manage to fix that woman's boiler? Well, it looks like things are going to be alright, but then in comes the pizza guy and they get distracted, again!
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69. ![[Image: 41bebac06973488da2b0740b6ac37538.jpg]](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/41/be/ba/41bebac06973488da2b0740b6ac37538.jpg) -
RE: joke time
August 16, 2017 at 1:02 pm
(This post was last modified: August 16, 2017 at 1:03 pm by Cyberman.)
A new line of Star Trek themed women's underwear, endorsed by surviving members of the original series, is being scrapped.
The Nichelle Nichols bra was okay, as was the Takei stocking set; but apparently the Shatner knickers weren't selling very well.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
My girlfriend passed away recently. I kind of blame myself for her death. We were at a party, she wanted to leave, I didn't. So I shot her.
(shamelessly stolen from a wild and crazy guy)
I was in HMV this afternoon. I told the assistant I was after something for my sister's birthday.
She said "What are you looking for?" I said "So I don't bump into things." Stupid question.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
It is all clear to me now, we have to have a ban on all white people owning vehicles until we figure things out.
Dear White House Staff,
On behalf of sane America we would truly like to say we are sorry you are stuck with Zapp Brannigan as your boss. Now you know how Kiff feels.
After I chose my gift in HMV, I made my way to the till.
The assistant said "Are you paying by card, cash or cheque?" I said "Yes." Where the hell do they find these people?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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