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March 3, 2020 at 10:20 pm
Last year, when I bought a big Christmas tree and had it delivered, the driver asked me if I'm putting it up myself, I said, no, this year I'll put it in the lounge room...
At school, they're going through the alphabet and the teacher asked little Johnny to tell us something you're not very good at beginning with the letter "N".
He says: "Spelling"
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March 3, 2020 at 11:34 pm
The biggest joke of all is the Fed thinking they can print a cure for coronavirus!
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March 6, 2020 at 12:06 am
Practicing for the upcoming trial.
"If that's not what it's for, why is it called a ballpeen hammer? Next thing you'll tell me that the suicide note I wrote for the other guy is inadmissable!"
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March 6, 2020 at 8:14 am
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Are you calling me Satan?
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March 7, 2020 at 12:53 am
When the WHO was asked to name this new disease which originated from China and spread quickly to neighboring countries, they named it COVID19, because the name "Communism" was already taken.
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March 7, 2020 at 5:38 am
Father: What do you want to be when you grow up, son?
Boy: I want to be a pizza delivery guy or a plumber.
Father: You need to stop watching porn, son.
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RE: joke time
March 7, 2020 at 5:39 am
(March 7, 2020 at 5:38 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Father: What do you want to be when you grow up, son?
Boy: I want to be a pizza delivery guy or a plumber.
Father: You need to stop watching porn, son.
It's funny because it's true.
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March 7, 2020 at 5:57 am
Always give a thumbs up when yawning so deaf people know you're not screaming.
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March 7, 2020 at 6:15 am
When asked why there was only one set of tracks, Jesus replied,
"The Sandpeople always ride single file, to hide their numbers."
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