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#4091
RE: joke time
July 25, 2020 at 6:29 am
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#4092
RE: joke time
July 25, 2020 at 12:03 pm
In a small town there were three churches. Recently, the grounds had become overrun with squirrels. The three churches (Methodist, Presbyterian, and Catholic) decided to hold a small meeting regarding what they could do to get rid of the squirrels.

The Methodists show up and say “We’ve thought about it and if the grounds are housing squirrels, it must be God’s will so we’ve decided to just let them stay and not worry about it.”

The Presbytarians arrive and announce that they couldn’t bear to harm one of God’s creatures so a week ago they humanely captured them and set them free in a wooded area. “But” they state, “The squirrels have since returned.”

The spokesperson for the Catholic church stands up. “We came up with an excellent solution.”

Everyone stares at the Catholic questioningly. “We baptised and confirmed the squirrels and now we only see them on Christmas and Easter.”
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#4093
RE: joke time
July 25, 2020 at 11:08 pm
If 2020 was an episode of Sesame Street, it would be brought to us by the letters W, T, and F.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#4094
RE: joke time
July 27, 2020 at 3:28 pm
Q: What did Peregrine Took do after three pints of ale?

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#4095
RE: joke time
July 27, 2020 at 3:52 pm
(July 25, 2020 at 6:29 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: image.png]

Well, that one's obvious enough: the Klan hood has a sizable opening on the bottom.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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#4096
RE: joke time
July 27, 2020 at 4:05 pm
I have a fear of giants




Feefiphobia.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: joke time
July 27, 2020 at 4:16 pm (This post was last modified: July 27, 2020 at 4:17 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Headlines from the Nursery Rhyme Daily:

Spider Questioned In Tuffet Girl’s Disappearance 

Young Blonde Pleads Not Guilty In Home Invasion: Bear Family Skeptical

Place Setting Flees Following Bovine’s Lunar Stunt

Mrs. Hubbard Charged With Canine Neglect

Discarded Water Pail Only Clue In Hill-Tumbling Incident

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#4098
RE: joke time
July 28, 2020 at 11:26 am
A woman walks into a Ferrari dealership. She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams. She walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her. Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed, and hopes a salesperson doesn’t pop up right now. But as she turns back, they’re standing next to her is a handsome young salesman.
“Good day Madam, how may I help you?”
Very uncomfortable, she asks, “Sir, what is the price of this fabulous vehicle?”
He answers, “Madam, I’m afraid I can’t say. If you farted just touching it, you’re going to crap yourself when you hear the price.”
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#4099
RE: joke time
July 30, 2020 at 8:07 am
Q: What did ancient Egyptian magicians say after a successful trick?

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RE: joke time
July 30, 2020 at 8:42 am
(July 30, 2020 at 8:07 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Q: What did ancient Egyptian magicians say after a successful trick?

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Boru

You bastet!

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