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RE: joke time
March 30, 2021 at 2:53 pm
(March 30, 2021 at 2:50 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (March 30, 2021 at 2:47 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Whut?
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The GOP obstructs, and in the past 40 years, only two presidents either balanced the budget or greatly reduced it. Point is just like the Ever Given, the GOP fucks up everything only to have others bail them out.
That is why the Ever Given should be renamed "The McConnell", and I do think you were the one who submitted that joke.
But US political parties had nothing to do with the ship getting stuck or unstuck. I don’t understand why you think you made a joke.
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RE: joke time
March 30, 2021 at 3:32 pm
A man says to his wife, "Darling, I have a huge problem."
Wife, "We're married. Your problems are my problems. We share everything, remember?"
Man, "Okay. We got your sister pregnant!"
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RE: joke time
March 31, 2021 at 5:58 am
A wise man once said, "You two are going to feel a right pair of idiots with your frankincense and myrr when I give them my gold!"
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RE: joke time
April 1, 2021 at 2:50 am
Modern Greek Mythology.
Pandora opens an attachment in her Inbox and releases Spam into the world.
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RE: joke time
April 1, 2021 at 6:30 am
HR, "Did you call your colleague stupid?"
Me" No, I did not! I asked her why she's so fucking stupid?"
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RE: joke time
April 1, 2021 at 1:29 pm
Noah and the Flood is a true story.
The Exodus story is a factual account.
The first woman, Eve was made from a rib.
Jonah lived in a sea-dwelling creature for 3 days.
Mary was impregnated by the Holy Spirit.
The Bible is true and Atheism is a false religion
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: joke time
April 2, 2021 at 6:41 am
Text exchange:
#Babe ~ I'm pregnant and you're the father.
#SERIOUSLY????
#Nah - it's a prank. Happy April Fool's Day, Babe!!
#You mean you're NOT pregnant?
#No, I mean you're not the father.
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RE: joke time
April 3, 2021 at 3:47 am
A German shepherd, a doberman, and a cat die and go to Heaven.
They appear before god, who asks them what they believe in.
The German shepherd responds, "I believe in loyalty, discipline, and defending my master."
"Come sit at my left hand," says god.
The doberman then says, "I believe in love, trust, and being a friend to my master."
"Come sit at my right hand," says god.
All three then look at the cat.
"And what do you believe in?" asks god.
"I believe you're in my seat," responds the cat.
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