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September 21, 2023 at 5:44 pm
(September 21, 2023 at 5:40 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The Beastie Boys are releasing a five-part anthology. You can download Parts A through D for free, but you gotta fight for your right to Part E.

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#6632
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September 23, 2023 at 12:50 pm
What did Dr. McCoy say when Kirk ordered him to operate on Khan Noonian Singh?




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#6633
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September 23, 2023 at 1:09 pm
(September 23, 2023 at 12:50 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: What did Dr. McCoy say when Kirk ordered him to operate on Khan Noonian Singh?




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#6634
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September 23, 2023 at 7:08 pm
It must be tough for women to get promoted at the postal service. It’s such a mail-dominated industry.

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#6635
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September 23, 2023 at 7:18 pm
(September 23, 2023 at 7:08 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: It must be tough for women to get promoted at the postal service. It’s such a mail-dominated industry.

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#6636
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September 26, 2023 at 9:15 am
A lawyer walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool.
He walks up to her and says, “Hi there, how’s it going tonight?”
She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes and says, “I’ll screw anybody at any time, any where — your place or my place, it doesn’t matter one iota.”
The guy raises his eyebrows and says, “No shit!?! What law firm do you work for?”
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#6637
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September 27, 2023 at 7:53 am
I own two shirts and some neckwear that once belonged to John Phillips from The Mammas and the Pappas.




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#6638
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September 27, 2023 at 7:55 am
What do you call a reluctant potato?





A hesitater.
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September 28, 2023 at 5:19 pm (This post was last modified: September 28, 2023 at 8:23 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
‘I love you in different languages:

French: Je vous aime. 

Spanish: Te amo.

Italian: Ti amo.

Russian: Ya tebya lyublyu.

Japanese: Aishitemasu.

Flora colossus: I am Groot.

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September 29, 2023 at 7:14 pm
I have a new hobby assembling incomplete clocks.


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