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If you had superpowers
#21
RE: If you had superpowers
Al Parker did a porn film where the lead character had a limited form of the ability to hear other peoples thoughts.

But only when they were thinking about having sex with him.

Hey, its gay porn! Any kind of a plot is a rarity!! And that one was borderline interesting.

TV repairman thinks to himself: "I'd rather be fucking with him than this FUCKING TV set"


LOL!

So the point being, even modest, limited superpowers have their utility.
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#22
RE: If you had superpowers
Maybe some of Rogue's powers, but I'll take shape shifting instead of absorbing powers by touch.
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#23
RE: If you had superpowers
Money.

There's only one Superman, only one Spider Man, only one Hulk, only one Wolverine, only one Wonder Woman... But there are two superheros whose only power comes from having lots of money! Big Grin
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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#24
RE: If you had superpowers
But I already have a superpower.
It's called common sense.
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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#25
RE: If you had superpowers
I already have superpowers.

(July 26, 2014 at 11:27 pm)Zen Badger Wrote: But I already have a superpower.
It's called common sense.

Well done, you beat Death to the punch.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#26
RE: If you had superpowers
Being death isn't a super power, choose another one.
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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#27
RE: If you had superpowers
I'd be Aversion Therapy Man: The closer stupid people got to me, the more pain they'd feel.

I cannot guarantee that I'd use this power only for good.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#28
RE: If you had superpowers
(July 27, 2014 at 6:42 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I'd be Aversion Therapy Man: The closer stupid people got to me, the more pain they'd feel.

I cannot guarantee that I'd use this power only for good.

Boru

Can we all come to church one Sunday just to watch?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#29
RE: If you had superpowers
To cancel out and nullify everyone else's superpowers, my own including.

Power corrupts.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Undecided
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#30
RE: If you had superpowers
I've actually thought a lot about this particular question. The answer I've come up with is that telekinesis is the most versatile superpower. Adequate mastery of TK guarantees flight, bulletproofness, pseudo-superstrength, the ability to manipulate microscopic particles, and so on and so forth. As long as you can figure out how to apply TK to any particular concept, you can generate your own superpowers.
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