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RE: If you had superpowers
July 27, 2014 at 3:43 pm
(July 27, 2014 at 3:02 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: (July 27, 2014 at 2:36 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Deadpool's regeneration IS Wolverine's regeneration. Where do you think he got it?
Nah he got it after receiving experimental military treatment for his skin cancer, don't take xmen origins seriously
Ok. I'm not huge into X-Men, but I thought that's where he got the ability.
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RE: If you had superpowers
July 27, 2014 at 11:08 pm
(July 27, 2014 at 3:43 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Ok. I'm not huge into X-Men, but I thought that's where he got the ability.
Basically he had skin cancer and then got some experimental procedure done which only made him worse and made all his skin look bubbly and burnt and shit and thats why he wears a full morph suit thing in the comics. That kind of drove him insane but he became immortal too. Can survive decapitation and atom bombs and supernovas.
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RE: If you had superpowers
July 27, 2014 at 11:32 pm
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RE: If you had superpowers
July 28, 2014 at 12:28 am
Sight telepathy. Just enough to freak people out. Move a pencil, tip over a drink, etc.
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RE: If you had superpowers
July 28, 2014 at 12:29 am
Chortle a ball sack . . .
tweak a nipple
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RE: If you had superpowers
July 28, 2014 at 12:35 am
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Exactly.
Wait... how does one chortle a ballsack? Isn't a chortle a chuckle or laugh?
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RE: If you had superpowers
July 28, 2014 at 3:18 am
thus making it a superpower!
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RE: If you had superpowers
July 28, 2014 at 3:55 am
I apologise if this has already been posted but I like Karl Pilkington's bullshit man idea.
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RE: If you had superpowers
July 28, 2014 at 9:14 am
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The ability to kill people on television with my mind.
(July 27, 2014 at 11:08 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: Basically he had skin cancer and then got some experimental procedure done which only made him worse and made all his skin look bubbly and burnt and shit and thats why he wears a full morph suit thing in the comics.
Deadpool was part of the WeaponX project, which Wolverine was the original experimental subject of. His regeneration is quite literally derived from the same source.
Quote:Weapon X used Logan's DNA in order to endow its agents with healing powers. The batch produced many additional failures, which were sent to a facility for dissection to determine the cause of their failures. These rejects were freed by Deadpool when he escaped from the facility.
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RE: If you had superpowers
July 28, 2014 at 1:57 pm
(July 28, 2014 at 9:14 am)Jaysyn Wrote: Deadpool was part of the WeaponX project, which Wolverine was the original experimental subject of. His regeneration is quite literally derived from the same source.
There are lots of different origin stories for marvel characters, they update them every now and then, its just how marvel does it. But the comic I read said he had the whole skin cancer thing. Mind you it was an old comic so the weapon X is probably his new origin story.
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