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If you had superpowers
#41
RE: If you had superpowers
(July 27, 2014 at 3:02 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote:
(July 27, 2014 at 2:36 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Deadpool's regeneration IS Wolverine's regeneration. Where do you think he got it?

Nah he got it after receiving experimental military treatment for his skin cancer, don't take xmen origins seriously

Ok. I'm not huge into X-Men, but I thought that's where he got the ability.
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#42
RE: If you had superpowers
(July 27, 2014 at 3:43 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Ok. I'm not huge into X-Men, but I thought that's where he got the ability.

Basically he had skin cancer and then got some experimental procedure done which only made him worse and made all his skin look bubbly and burnt and shit and thats why he wears a full morph suit thing in the comics. That kind of drove him insane but he became immortal too. Can survive decapitation and atom bombs and supernovas.
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#43
RE: If you had superpowers
Ahem, we are atheists and only deal with reality. Superpowers are NOT real. Angry Argue

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Well I'm happy to see atheists CAN indeed use their imagination and have some fun once in a while. I was beginning to wonder! Thinking

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#44
RE: If you had superpowers
Sight telepathy. Just enough to freak people out. Move a pencil, tip over a drink, etc.
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#45
RE: If you had superpowers
Chortle a ball sack . . .

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#46
RE: If you had superpowers
Exactly.

Wait... how does one chortle a ballsack? Isn't a chortle a chuckle or laugh?
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#47
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thus making it a superpower!
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#48
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I apologise if this has already been posted but I like Karl Pilkington's bullshit man idea.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1lRIQGU2RRk
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#49
RE: If you had superpowers
The ability to kill people on television with my mind.

(July 27, 2014 at 11:08 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: Basically he had skin cancer and then got some experimental procedure done which only made him worse and made all his skin look bubbly and burnt and shit and thats why he wears a full morph suit thing in the comics.

Deadpool was part of the WeaponX project, which Wolverine was the original experimental subject of. His regeneration is quite literally derived from the same source.

Quote:Weapon X used Logan's DNA in order to endow its agents with healing powers. The batch produced many additional failures, which were sent to a facility for dissection to determine the cause of their failures. These rejects were freed by Deadpool when he escaped from the facility.
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#50
RE: If you had superpowers
(July 28, 2014 at 9:14 am)Jaysyn Wrote: Deadpool was part of the WeaponX project, which Wolverine was the original experimental subject of. His regeneration is quite literally derived from the same source.

There are lots of different origin stories for marvel characters, they update them every now and then, its just how marvel does it. But the comic I read said he had the whole skin cancer thing. Mind you it was an old comic so the weapon X is probably his new origin story.
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'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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