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Well, that didn't take long...
August 13, 2014 at 10:59 am
Christians report Robin Williams is in hell
Quote:While many of the faithful express a faux sadness when reporting the news that Williams must be in hell, others seem full of glee with the prospect. For example, Creation Science Study has a blog entry up entitled “Robin Williams is in Hell!” The following is an excerpt from that blog:
"Greetings True Christians!
Did you know that Robin Williams is burning in Hell as we speak? That’s right boys and girls. Robin Williams is being tormented by Satan and the demons forever."
And, of course, the Westboro Baptist Church was happy to announce Williams is in hell.
If I were a xtian, I'd be seriously ashamed about sharing the planet with these heartless, hearse-chasing bastards right about now.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Well, that didn't take long...
August 13, 2014 at 11:07 am
(August 13, 2014 at 10:59 am)Stimbo Wrote: Christians report Robin Williams is in hell
Quote:While many of the faithful express a faux sadness when reporting the news that Williams must be in hell, others seem full of glee with the prospect. For example, Creation Science Study has a blog entry up entitled “Robin Williams is in Hell!” The following is an excerpt from that blog:
"Greetings True Christians!
Did you know that Robin Williams is burning in Hell as we speak? That’s right boys and girls. Robin Williams is being tormented by Satan and the demons forever."
And, of course, the Westboro Baptist Church was happy to announce Williams is in hell.
If I were a xtian, I'd be seriously ashamed about sharing the planet with these heartless, hearse-chasing bastards right about now.
Well..they do kinda have the Bible on their side unfortunately.
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RE: Well, that didn't take long...
August 13, 2014 at 11:10 am
In other words, they have nothing but their prejudices.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Well, that didn't take long...
August 13, 2014 at 11:12 am
They can shove the bible up their asses for all I care.
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RE: Well, that didn't take long...
August 13, 2014 at 11:15 am
(August 13, 2014 at 11:10 am)Stimbo Wrote: In other words, they have nothing but their prejudices.
Well yeah, and obviously I think these kinds of people are reptilian anuses, I just meant to point out that any "decent" Christian who thinks they're wrong and immoral should note they have the same literature justifying them.
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RE: Well, that didn't take long...
August 13, 2014 at 11:21 am
We should sticky this thread for the next time some idiot jesus freak comes along blabbering about how fucking wonderful his asswipe of a god is.
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RE: Well, that didn't take long...
August 13, 2014 at 11:26 am
This is a pack of lies! I don't got the Williams guy down here! He's far too decent, talented a person to take da down elevator!
Now those bastards at the Westboro church place, I already got the founder guy getting roasted all day and the rest of them are going to check in soon! Man, I got somethin' special lined up for them! You ever smelt roast nuts?
Greeting from the warm place.
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RE: Well, that didn't take long...
August 13, 2014 at 11:33 am
(August 13, 2014 at 11:26 am)Diablo Wrote: This is a pack of lies! I don't got the Williams guy down here! He's far too decent, talented a person to take da down elevator!
Now those bastards at the Westboro church place, I already got the founder guy getting roasted all day and the rest of them are going to check in soon! Man, I got somethin' special lined up for them! You ever smelt roast nuts?
Greeting from the warm place.
I figured Fred might merit some special attention.
Maybe anally gestating more minions for you? Think about it, I bet that while he might complain quite a bit, he's pretty good at it.
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RE: Well, that didn't take long...
August 13, 2014 at 11:40 am
You know, it always amazes me how people can be so into their religion, that they believe themselves to be the only good and moral people out there, yet they lose sight completely of how immoral they are being themselves. The irony.
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RE: Well, that didn't take long...
August 13, 2014 at 11:42 am
(August 13, 2014 at 11:15 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: I just meant to point out that any "decent" Christian who thinks they're wrong and immoral should note they have the same literature justifying them.
An excellent point and one which should be carved into stone above every pulpit and megachurch.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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