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My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday

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My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
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RE: My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
September 2, 2014 at 7:50 pm
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RE: My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
September 2, 2014 at 8:20 pm
That is so fucked up. I'm having a fancy drink right now and it's not even my birthday.
I guess my mum is better than yours.
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RE: My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
September 2, 2014 at 9:08 pm
(September 2, 2014 at 8:20 pm)Little lunch Wrote: I guess my mum is better than yours.
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RE: My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
September 2, 2014 at 9:46 pm
Did I miss something? This really his first and only post? Well...

I never got any fancy drinks on my birthday, and I most definitely didn't join an unrelated internet forum just so I could whine about it to strangers on the internet. Is there a point to this thread?

Hint:

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RE: My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
September 2, 2014 at 9:51 pm (This post was last modified: September 2, 2014 at 10:10 pm by Drich.)
(September 2, 2014 at 6:20 pm)bladevalant546 Wrote: [Image: 2013-03-12-emperor_palpatine.jpg]

Good goooood, use your aggressive feelings. Take your weapon and striker her down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be COMPLETE!

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RE: My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
September 2, 2014 at 10:22 pm
You know what? I'd kill all of you if my dad would so much as call me on my birthday. He hasn't in decades.

Count your blessings.
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RE: My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
September 2, 2014 at 10:50 pm (This post was last modified: September 2, 2014 at 10:59 pm by Mystical.)
Eh you dont want to kill me, Chtulhu. I'd haunt you and sing Henry the eighth I am day and night. Bunnies would dart at you from nOwhere, in your yard, and you'll be all like, wtf?

Then: Shit would get real.

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RE: My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
September 2, 2014 at 10:54 pm (This post was last modified: September 2, 2014 at 10:54 pm by Darkstar.)
(September 2, 2014 at 10:22 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: You know what? I'd kill all of you if my dad would so much as call me on my birthday. He hasn't in decades.

Count your blessings.

Count our blessings that he hasn't called you? At least you don't know my address...I think.
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RE: My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
September 2, 2014 at 10:55 pm
(September 2, 2014 at 10:22 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: You know what? I'd kill all of you if my dad would so much as call me on my birthday. He hasn't in decades.

Count your blessings.

Mine hasn't called me in two years. Sometimes we don't all consider the same things blessings. Not that I care about fancy drinks, I don't, but it irks me sometimes when people say things like be glad you have a dad around. My blessing is that my dad doesn't call.
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RE: My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
September 2, 2014 at 10:55 pm
(September 2, 2014 at 10:22 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: You know what? I'd kill all of you if my dad would so much as call me on my birthday. He hasn't in decades.

Count your blessings.

You can kill me at the end of next year. I finally qualify for my career at the end of this year and I'd like to enjoy the fruits of my labours for a time before being mercilessly slaughtered, please.

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