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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 7:57 pm
(September 3, 2014 at 7:47 pm)Beccs Wrote: (September 3, 2014 at 7:44 pm)Losty Wrote: I hope you're really invincible then, because I don't have any guns but if you show up uninvited I will most likely empty a can of pepper spray in your face.
I've had creepy guys offer me their "present" before!
Awww .. you're ruining it for everyone, prof! Now that line is never gonna work again.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 7:59 pm
(September 3, 2014 at 7:55 pm)professor Wrote: Man are you guys off target.
JHC, God's purpose is Life.
You got the devil and God mixed up. It is Satan's troops RIGHT NOW that are doing what you describe.
Losty, you guys who deny the supernatural are in my sights- to instruct and bless.
See, the supernatural is coming on 2 fronts.
We know the AC and FP will be doing their wonders. I do not want anyone to be sucked in to them- they are headed for the lake of fire. You cannot follow them.
Well, according to the bible Satan killed about 10 people while God killed tens of millions.
Makes you wonder which being is the more evil . . .
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 7:59 pm
(September 3, 2014 at 7:55 pm)professor Wrote: Man are you guys off target.
JHC, God's purpose is Life.
You got the devil and God mixed up. It is Satan's troops RIGHT NOW that are doing what you describe.
Losty, you guys who deny the supernatural are in my sights- to instruct and bless.
See, the supernatural is coming on 2 fronts.
We know the AC and FP will be doing their wonders. I do not want anyone to be sucked in to them- they are headed for the lake of fire. You cannot follow them.
JesusHChrist prof, you continue to misunderstand.
In your Holy Fable book, Jesus and his army come down to Earth and slaughter billions. Sword in mouth, blah, blah, blah. Your god is the slaughter-er, not the devil. Unless your Book is wrong...
In any case, will you take my deal? Admit you are wrong and consider seeking professional help? Dead serious. No fooling. I think you could benefit from it.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 7:59 pm
(September 3, 2014 at 7:57 pm)whateverist Wrote: Awww .. you're ruining it for everyone, prof! Now that line is never gonna work again. ![[Image: bs84w.jpg]](https://i.imgflip.com/bs84w.jpg)
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 7:59 pm
(September 3, 2014 at 7:57 pm)whateverist Wrote: (September 3, 2014 at 7:47 pm)Beccs Wrote: I've had creepy guys offer me their "present" before!
Awww .. you're ruining it for everyone, prof! Now that line is never gonna work again.
Depends on the guy.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 7:59 pm
Quote: What if I actually believed this and decided to party and not study? What if people stopped going to work? Stopped watering crops, stop watching the power plants?
This: There is nothing quite as stupid as a xtian fundie.
Quote:The Great Disappointment was a major event in the history of the Millerite movement, a 19th-century American Christian sect that formed out of the Second Great Awakening. Based on his interpretations of the prophecies in the book of Daniel, William Miller, a Baptist preacher, proposed that Jesus Christ would return to the earth during the year 1844.
The specific date of October 22, 1844, was preached by Samuel S. Snow. Thousands of followers, some of whom had given away all of their possessions, waited expectantly. When Jesus did not appear, the date became known as the Great Disappointment.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 8:01 pm
(September 3, 2014 at 7:59 pm)ShaMan Wrote: (September 3, 2014 at 7:57 pm)whateverist Wrote: Awww .. you're ruining it for everyone, prof! Now that line is never gonna work again.
Buy me a drink and dinner and I might let you "deliver".
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 8:03 pm
(September 3, 2014 at 8:01 pm)Beccs Wrote: Buy me a drink and dinner and I might let you "deliver".
I will make you a drink and I will cook you dinner. No delivery required. I like good company 
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 8:12 pm
(September 3, 2014 at 7:55 pm)professor Wrote: We know the AC and FP will be doing their wonders. I do not want anyone to be sucked in to them- they are headed for the lake of fire. You cannot follow them. AC: Air conditioning
FP: Finger Pussy
I agree, both can do wonders!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 3, 2014 at 8:17 pm
(September 3, 2014 at 7:55 pm)professor Wrote: Man are you guys off target.
JHC, God's purpose is Life.
You got the devil and God mixed up. It is Satan's troops RIGHT NOW that are doing what you describe.
Losty, you guys who deny the supernatural are in my sights- to instruct and bless.
See, the supernatural is coming on 2 fronts.
We know the AC and FP will be doing their wonders. I do not want anyone to be sucked in to them- they are headed for the lake of fire. You cannot follow them.
I can follow whoever I like or choose to walk my own path. If it means avoiding a Christian god, I will gladly toss myself into the lake of fire.
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