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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
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Or maybe the Christian and Muslim heaven are separated (probably by water)
 RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 26, 2014 at 3:31 pm
(This post was last modified: September 26, 2014 at 3:41 pm by Mudhammam.)
(September 26, 2014 at 2:15 pm)DramaQueen Wrote: Or maybe the Christian and Muslim heaven are separated (probably by water) On the contrary, there is a giant building made of the finest marble, surrounded by a vast river of milk, that houses all the gays, Christians, Muslims, and aborted fetuses. I haven't quite figured out how housing is selected but St. Judas (yes, THAT Judas--here he is a great saint) hinted at tea time this morning that various groups are rotated in and out of their respected residences because they have a great deal to "learn" from one another. Also, hell is not real. I'm told a few too many glasses of wine and a notorious prankster were responsible for starting that rumor. I asked about Hitler and a very little mouse, meek with white facial hair (animals are here but each strives for return to earth, much better suited for their pleasure, through which they are reincarnated into after being eaten by us, a privilege only granted at random through daily lottery) told me that even Adolf, along with some others, live on the far East of heaven (which I am told is HUGE) and can only be visited on special request by God himself until something called "the fajima" takes place. No exact idea on what that is quite yet but I gather it's a competition that involves something similar to a crossing of golf and rugby, and is hosted every 2,432 years.
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
Well it's dinner time, I am waiting for the corn I picked up out in the country to heat up.
so IT'S OFFICIAL- i AM AN ASS. Some of you wanted me to hang around, (thanks) but I will leave it up to you all. If anyone says- GO- I mean, anyone at all- They got their wish. I aim to please. It has been interesting and fun. When big T sends me his e-mail, on Monday I'll kick in my contribution. (don't know if I can do it on this old one). See you later. 
Kudos to you, sir! Kudos for admitting you were wrong. I vote stay.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue 
Well, can't say I didn't expect this...
Honestly, prof, stick around and learn a couple of things from these heathens. Browse the science parts of the forum. Or just chill out in the off-topic area. Go, play, have fun! 
Thanks for the responses, I see Chuck was here, Hi Chuck.
You know I am real curious about Brakeman, Beccs, Robby, Stimbo and of course, Minimalist. If I pass thru THAT gauntlet (sorry if I missed anyone) I may have to hang out here some more. I'll monitor back once in a while, am going to listen to my RaptureCentric friends (nuts like myself), then Kleck is on at 8.  (September 26, 2014 at 7:39 pm)professor Wrote: Thanks for the responses, I see Chuck was here, Hi Chuck. Have you ever considered the possibility that you might be wrong? Even for a moment? ![[Image: mybannerglitter06eee094.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fo112%2Fpussinboots_photos%2FBikes%2Fmybannerglitter06eee094.gif) If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71. 
Arrogant people never admit they are wrong.
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