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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 29, 2014 at 4:32 pm
Shit that shit.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 29, 2014 at 4:45 pm
Let's try something:
I could do with a good shit right now.
No, that didn't come out right.
Neither did that.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 29, 2014 at 5:13 pm
This thread has gone to shit in a hand-basket---or maybe it started there.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 29, 2014 at 6:34 pm
That shit got so real man
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 29, 2014 at 10:35 pm
One of Obama's catch phrases was " yes we can ". Of course he would have the crowds repeating these words over and over. If you can, get the voice plus App, it's free, and say " thank you satan" and then play it backwards. The use of upside down and backwards messages and propaganda can be found in Isaiah 29:16.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 29, 2014 at 10:40 pm
SO can utter nonsense.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 29, 2014 at 10:40 pm
LOL, proof by pareidolia.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 29, 2014 at 10:40 pm
"Yes we can" was also Bob the Builder's catchphrase. I always thought there was something diabolical about a builder whose trousers stay up and only has one female on the go.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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