Worst movie you've seen

[Mr.wizard]

I was a big fan of "Mystery Science Theater 3000" so I have watched a ton of terrible movies.

[Whateverist]

Honestly, at this point, I think this may be the worst movie ever made:






The only reason I'm not sure this is the worst movie I've ever seen is that I don't even think this counts as a proper movie, especially given that it seems like two-thirds of it's just footage of the 1964 Pittsburgh Thanksgiving Day parade with an insanely overexcited commentator, and the rest of it's just some shit the (anonymous) filmmakers shot so they could pad its length to 52 minutes and release it to theaters (presumably for a kid's matinee) for reasons known only to them.

If this doesn't count as a movie, then I still stand by my earlier claim that Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny is the worst ever.

Watched about a minute. I could feel my neurons dying as I tried to imagine the kind of imbecile who would be entertained by this. The guy who made it should be just be shot.

[Rev. Rye]

Honestly, at this point, I think this may be the worst movie ever made:






The only reason I'm not sure this is the worst movie I've ever seen is that I don't even think this counts as a proper movie, especially given that it seems like two-thirds of it's just footage of the 1964 Pittsburgh Thanksgiving Day parade with an insanely overexcited commentator, and the rest of it's just some shit the (anonymous) filmmakers shot so they could pad its length to 52 minutes and release it to theaters (presumably for a kid's matinee) for reasons known only to them.

If this doesn't count as a movie, then I still stand by my earlier claim that Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny is the worst ever.

Watched about a minute. I could feel my neurons dying as I tried to imagine the kind of imbecile who would be entertained by this. The guy who made it should be just be shot.

Okay, here's the strange thing about this film: if you'll look on IMDb, you'll find there is NO cast or crew listed for the movie. I discovered it through The Cinema Snob, who pointed out that there was no information whatsoever available about who made it, and made a lot of jokes about the filmmakers being on some sort of watchlist, being the sort of films Eric Stoltz made in The Butterfly Effect, and the film being made for people who are probably in jail now, but, looking into my previous candidate for the worst film ever made and how it was shot, cut, and released to be played solely as part of kiddie matinees on weekend afternoons, mostly so parents could drop their kids off somewhere while they did other things. Sometimes, they'd just re-release some old films of decent quality (my DVD copy of Captains Courageous includes a trailer for such a re-release of the film), sometimes, they'd take a foreign-made fantasy film and dub it into English, and sometimes, they'd just make some new films. From what I understand, the original Benji was a relatively wothwhile example, but then, a lot of filmmakers used it as an excuse to just make something that was absolute crap. I strongly suspect that Fun in Balloon Land was made under similar circumstances.

[brewer]

Loved them as a kid but in hind sight I need to add all of the "Billy Jack" movies to this list. What a bunch if hideous clap trap.

[Rev. Rye]

Loved them as a kid but in hind sight I need to add all of the "Billy Jack" movies to this list. What a bunch if hideous clap trap.

At least the original one is a hilarious guilty pleasure if you're in the right mind for it. The sequels and the original motorcycle gang film that introduced the film... not so much.

[LadyForCamus]

The Happening. Fuck you, M. Night Shyamalan.

Fuck. You.

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Buried.

Absolute pile of horseshit.

WHAT?!?!?!

That movie horrified me.  Like, I had a legitimate panic attack the second it ended.  I had to put my head in the freezer, lol.  Why didn't you like it?