http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...NjA1NzI1S0
Quote:WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders’s potential bid for the 2016 Presidency was declared over, on Monday, before it even began, because of a key feature of the American political system that makes a person with integrity ineligible for the White House.
Quote:“Our political system has been refined over the years specifically to keep people like Bernie Sanders out of the White House,” he said. “The system works.”
