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My brother's bible class was teaching him about "addiction"
#51
RE: My brother's bible class was teaching him about "addiction"
Live off the land, Drama Queen. The simple life.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#52
RE: My brother's bible class was teaching him about "addiction"
I need money for the plane tickets
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#53
RE: My brother's bible class was teaching him about "addiction"
Obviously you're addicted to money if you don't know how to deal without it.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#54
RE: My brother's bible class was teaching him about "addiction"
(October 20, 2014 at 9:32 pm)DramaQueen Wrote: Where will you get the money from?
I'm not talking about consumerism here, just survival

Money is a human invention, it's a guarantee that you can benefit from the fruit of someone else's work. For example, 20$ means that, instead of busting balls at home, someone has to sacrifice half an hour of his life to cook you a pizza and deliver it to you.

5,000 years ago there was no money and humans survived just fine. They lived less because they had no technology, but need I remind them that the technology was not developed by overworked collars, but by people like Newton, who were under the protection of the king and who didn't have to raise a finger 24/7. Newton, you know, he could have chosen to stare at the ceiling 24.7 and do nothing all day, yet he chose to bring benefit to the human race.

You cannot be a great thinker and get ideas if you're doing fuckall 40-60 hours a week, and then you're too tired to think or do anything else.
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#55
RE: My brother's bible class was teaching him about "addiction"
(October 20, 2014 at 9:35 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Live off the land, Drama Queen. The simple life.

I can only picture him living off the land...
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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#56
RE: My brother's bible class was teaching him about "addiction"
(October 21, 2014 at 2:58 am)oukoida Wrote:
(October 20, 2014 at 9:35 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Live off the land, Drama Queen. The simple life.

I can only picture him living off the land...
[Image: Libyan+Desert.jpg]

Very easy, install a field of solar panels, build a water pool on top of that mountain to store energy as hydro that can be used at night, build a greenhouse, a house, install HVAC system, and there you go, you live off the land. Why?

- you're off the grid.
- you grow your own food. No need McDonalds either.
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#57
RE: My brother's bible class was teaching him about "addiction"
I think he was implying that the desert would be the result of Drama Queen's failure to live off the land.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#58
RE: My brother's bible class was teaching him about "addiction"
(October 21, 2014 at 8:59 am)Ksa Wrote:
(October 21, 2014 at 2:58 am)oukoida Wrote: I can only picture him living off the land...
[Image: Libyan+Desert.jpg]

Very easy, install a field of solar panels, build a water pool on top of that mountain to store energy as hydro that can be used at night, build a greenhouse, a house, install HVAC system, and there you go, you live off the land. Why?

- you're off the grid.
- you grow your own food. No need McDonalds either.

>implying you have the money to do that

This, and what Chad said
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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