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Keeping Portland weird: Evangelizing in strip clubs

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Keeping Portland weird: Evangelizing in strip clubs
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RE: Keeping Portland weird: Evangelizing in strip clubs
September 24, 2014 at 3:25 pm
(September 24, 2014 at 3:23 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Unfortunately, it's a send up.

I was wish, wish, WISHING it were real, but alas it is not.

I am truly disappointed. Source?
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RE: Keeping Portland weird: Evangelizing in strip clubs
September 24, 2014 at 3:35 pm
Dear Lord who art in heaven, who art real, who arnt fake, please let this be real. Please let the males in your congregation get huge boners while up on stage. Please. Amen.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Keeping Portland weird: Evangelizing in strip clubs
September 24, 2014 at 3:57 pm
(September 24, 2014 at 3:25 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(September 24, 2014 at 3:23 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Unfortunately, it's a send up.

I was wish, wish, WISHING it were real, but alas it is not.

I am truly disappointed. Source?


From the "About me" link on the web site:

[Image: 20140702_191645-2_f_improf_741x1242.jpg]


As you browse around the site, it's too over the top for even the wackiest of Christian.
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RE: Keeping Portland weird: Evangelizing in strip clubs
September 24, 2014 at 4:05 pm (This post was last modified: September 24, 2014 at 4:09 pm by Exian.)
Ha If anything, this thread was successful in introducing a good Christianity troller. Somebody who knows stuff needs to post the picture his niece drew of them being saved and how he fixed it up to reflect the gospel.
Quote:Heaven’s gonna be so cool. Even the ghetto streets will be paved with gold and you can buy all the jewelry you want and you can fly, or just beam yourself if you don’t want to deal with flying

Baahaha This dude is funny as hell.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Keeping Portland weird: Evangelizing in strip clubs
September 24, 2014 at 4:15 pm
(September 24, 2014 at 4:05 pm)Exian Wrote: Baahaha This dude is funny as hell.

Yeah, it's pretty good satire.

Go over to the youtube video and make some comments. Many are quite enraged by this guy and his horrible idea.

The comments on the web page are quite funny too.

Probably the funniest part, is, even as over the top as the site turns out to be, people still aren't sure. Poe's law in action I suppose.
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RE: Keeping Portland weird: Evangelizing in strip clubs
September 24, 2014 at 4:18 pm
Portland really is the best... way to go, Poe!
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RE: Keeping Portland weird: Evangelizing in strip clubs
September 24, 2014 at 8:29 pm (This post was last modified: September 24, 2014 at 8:31 pm by Zack.)
That guy looks like he should be praying for a stick of Gillete instead the souls of strippers. Would be hilarious if they ran into an RNC strategy session at one of these clubs.

Old but still hilarious from the family values party.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics...e-1.163989

http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/republi...democrats/


Just noticed the home enema kits on the shelf behind him...
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RE: Keeping Portland weird: Evangelizing in strip clubs
September 24, 2014 at 8:34 pm
Jesus Tits!
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RE: Keeping Portland weird: Evangelizing in strip clubs
September 24, 2014 at 9:05 pm
I wonder if a lap dance could help me find the lord? (Not from that guy mind you. I'll take a sweety with a nice tush.)
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RE: Keeping Portland weird: Evangelizing in strip clubs
September 24, 2014 at 11:52 pm
Anyone want to sow seed? Spend $5,000 of Lasar Tag and Souls
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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