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Implied BJ on Jesus, atheists support teen.

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Implied BJ on Jesus, atheists support teen.
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#61
RE: Implied BJ on Jesus, atheists support teen.
September 26, 2014 at 2:56 pm
The idea that an inaccurate statue of a middle-eastern guy, who may have never existed (so I guess, make him look however you want?), should be treated with the same respect as a recently deceased body, who has living family members, is just another example of twisted religious thinking.

Hump a dead body- 2 years dungeeeooon!

Hump a statue- 2 years dungeeeeooon!

???
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Implied BJ on Jesus, atheists support teen.
September 26, 2014 at 4:09 pm
Are the detractors of the kid somehow fearful Jesus was . . .


um . . .



tempted ???
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RE: Implied BJ on Jesus, atheists support teen.
September 26, 2014 at 4:17 pm
(September 26, 2014 at 1:55 pm)Heywood Wrote: If the kid did take a picture of himself simulating a sex act with Christopher Hitchen's corpse, do you think the ACLU would fight for him if he was being prosecuted?

I fucking *KNEW* you couldn't have one single conversation without attacking a strawman. Knew it.

If you were any more predictable I could set my clock to you.
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RE: Implied BJ on Jesus, atheists support teen.
September 26, 2014 at 4:24 pm (This post was last modified: September 26, 2014 at 4:25 pm by vorlon13.)
Or perhaps, the judge will find in this case the statue is an attractive nuisance ??
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#65
RE: Implied BJ on Jesus, atheists support teen.
September 26, 2014 at 4:31 pm
(September 26, 2014 at 1:29 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Does the prosecutor have evidence the teen was aroused, and how could he procure such evidence without becoming a registered sex offender ??

I suspect the DA is up for re-election and is trying to sew up the whackjob vote.
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RE: Implied BJ on Jesus, atheists support teen.
September 26, 2014 at 4:33 pm
He might do that, unless god smites him for idolatry . .
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#67
RE: Implied BJ on Jesus, atheists support teen.
September 26, 2014 at 5:19 pm
You know guys, seeing this from across the pond makes me wonder if the US is indeed real. What a land of odd stuff it is. You just cant imagine stuff like this! Since the country doesn't have murders, rape, real crimes and have empty jails, they have to invent stuff for the prosecuters to do, right? RIGHT?
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RE: Implied BJ on Jesus, atheists support teen.
September 26, 2014 at 5:24 pm
(September 26, 2014 at 5:19 pm)LastPoet Wrote: You know guys, seeing this from across the pond makes me wonder if the US is indeed real. What a land of odd stuff it is. You just cant imagine stuff like this! Since the country doesn't have murders, rape, real crimes and have empty jails, they have to invent stuff for the prosecuters to do, right? RIGHT?

The prosecutors invent stuff for the prosecutors to do.

Job security I suppose.

Some of these people are really no different than a gang of thugs, except they have the power the state behind them.

And as this case shows, if Jesus is involved, watch out!
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#69
RE: Implied BJ on Jesus, atheists support teen.
September 26, 2014 at 5:28 pm
Being one of the "prosecuters" of this forum, I am rather happy to have nothing to do Big Grin

Things are so quiet lately that I can even read and reply to threads... OH SHIT, I should've never said that! Panic
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RE: Implied BJ on Jesus, atheists support teen.
September 26, 2014 at 5:28 pm
(September 26, 2014 at 5:19 pm)LastPoet Wrote: You know guys, seeing this from across the pond makes me wonder if the US is indeed real. What a land of odd stuff it is. You just cant imagine stuff like this! Since the country doesn't have murders, rape, real crimes and have empty jails, they have to invent stuff for the prosecuters to do, right? RIGHT?

There are days when this seems the only reasonable response to the nuttiness that goes on over here.


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