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jesus wasn't really a man
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RE: jesus wasn't really a man
(October 1, 2014 at 10:46 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Ah yes, the "what we understand about the governing laws of the universe doesn't apply to God because God is God" canard. What a worthless explanation, it doesn't explain anything.

Apparently you didn't read my whole post, Also, why would God be bound by his creation?
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RE: jesus wasn't really a man
(October 1, 2014 at 10:58 am)Huggy74 Wrote:
(October 1, 2014 at 10:46 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Ah yes, the "what we understand about the governing laws of the universe doesn't apply to God because God is God" canard. What a worthless explanation, it doesn't explain anything.

Apparently you didn't read my whole post, Also, why would God be bound by his creation?

Well yes, I did. First you say the laws of physics don't apply (bald assertion by the way), then proceed to give what appears to be a justification that does follow the laws of physics, then claim you aren't claiming that's what happened. Either the laws of physics don't apply to him (in which case trying to give explanations using the laws of physics is rather irrelevant if he doesn't follow them), or the laws of physics do apply to him, which means he is limited by his creation.

Choose one man, you can't say the laws of physics don't apply....then apply the laws of physics as an explanation.
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(October 1, 2014 at 1:28 am)backslider Wrote: edit: according to the bible, faith in Jesus has been observed to reduce your density.

Indeed, enough faith will convert you to vapor.
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Re the OP:

She could have fooled me.
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(October 1, 2014 at 9:11 am)Drich Wrote: A mirical is acheaving an end through God either through or around the laws of nature, that an indivisual on his own would not be able to do.

Christ didn't have to literally be less boyany than water for a mirical to have happened. a more conventional means could have been employed to the same effect, and it would not be anyless miraculous

Are you sure you can actually read the bible?
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(October 1, 2014 at 2:31 am)Exian Wrote: According to me, faith in Jesus has been observed to increase density and thickness.

Does it do anything for girth?

... I have a friend who might be interested in signing up.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(October 1, 2014 at 1:28 am)backslider Wrote: any reputable physicist could tell you that he either must have been less dense than water or he didn't apply enough force to break the surface tension. Men aren't flat but they are more dense than freshwater. Jesus wasn't really a man or somebody wasn't telling the truth. maybe godmen float, i'm no expert on this though.

So... if Jesus weighs the same as a duck... he's made of wood...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(October 1, 2014 at 10:43 am)Huggy74 Wrote: If you were somehow able to control the electric fields of your body at the atomic level then I imagine you'd be able to do similar things.

Indeed. Including exploding quite spectacularly.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: jesus wasn't really a man
(October 1, 2014 at 1:28 am)backslider Wrote: any reputable physicist could tell you that he either must have been less dense than water or he didn't apply enough force to break the surface tension.

I'm not a reputable physicist, though that is my background.

I'd personally say it's a story from a book of fairytales from 2000 years ago and leave it at that.
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RE: jesus wasn't really a man
(October 1, 2014 at 9:11 am)Drich Wrote: A mirical is acheaving an end through God either through or around the laws of nature, that an indivisual on his own would not be able to do.

Christ didn't have to literally be less boyany than water for a mirical to have happened. a more conventional means could have been employed to the same effect, and it would not be anyless miraculous

Is somebody drunkposting?

(October 1, 2014 at 10:43 am)Huggy74 Wrote: I believe there is also an instance where Jesus walked through a wall, that being said, If you were somehow able to control the electric fields of your body at the atomic level then I imagine you'd be able to do similar things.

I'm in no way saying that this is What Jesus did, just saying we live in a world that is not as real as we perceive it to be.

It cannot be what he is said to have done, because if you reverse the electrical fields of the electrons in your body in order to pass through something else, you get positrons, which will annihilate when they encounter electrons. Nothing would come out the other side.

Also, this obviously cannot explain walking on water.

(October 1, 2014 at 11:34 am)Stimbo Wrote:
(October 1, 2014 at 2:31 am)Exian Wrote: According to me, faith in Jesus has been observed to increase density and thickness.

Does it do anything for girth?

... I have a friend who might be interested in signing up.

A "friend"? Riiiiiiiiiight. Big Grin

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