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I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
#21
RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
Just try to no grow up and have kids that don't believe in your fucking beliefs, whatever that may be.
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#22
RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
(October 4, 2014 at 11:11 am)XenobladeShulk Wrote: I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW. MY MOM WON'T LET ME GET HYRULE WARRIORS FOR THE WII U BECAUSE IT'S "TOO MAGICAL AND SORCERY". I DON'T FUCKING GIVE A SHIT! I TOLD HER THAT I DON'T BELIEVE IN HER DUMBASS FAKE RELIGION (SHE'S A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS) SO I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO IT'S STUPID FUCKING RULES ABOUT WHAT GAMES I PLAY. SHE ALSO DOESN'T EVEN LET ME PLAY FUCKING POKEMON BECAUSE ITS BASED ON JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY! I DON'T FUCKING CARE! I'M 14 AND MATURE ENOUGH TO HANDLE FUCKING MAGIC!!!!



Since your mom can still go to prison for not applying her best judgement in her role as your legal guardian, cut her some slack as she tries to do her best.

In 4 more years your will be your own person and you can do as you think best. In the meantime think of the experience as character building.
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#23
RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
LOUD NOISES!
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I would be a televangelist....but I have too much of a soul.
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#24
RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
To all you saying that I should pay for my own games, I do. I save up my money and she buys the game. I then give her the money back. Sometimes I'll be a dollar or two short and she'll buy it but that's it. She has no reason not to get the game.
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#25
RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
then go buy your own damn games instead of getting her to buy them for you
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#26
RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
I think he has to get her permission first
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#27
RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
Hang in there buddy... Just try to keep calm, I know that parents can be frustrating at times, and try to make her work things out by reason, not by superstition/emotion. Patience will pay in the end Wink
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
(October 4, 2014 at 7:07 pm)XenobladeShulk Wrote: To all you saying that I should pay for my own games, I do. I save up my money and she buys the game. I then give her the money back. Sometimes I'll be a dollar or two short and she'll buy it but that's it. She has no reason not to get the game.

Unfortunately I'm afraid you'll just have to put up with her crap until you move out. Thus is life for most people. You can feel free to vent around here. Just avoid all caps because it's generally discouraged on the internet.

Aoi, if she really didn't want him having the game, she'd probably throw it out when he was at school if he came home with it on his own.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#29
RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
I think aoi never heard of tiger mothers
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#30
RE: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION
(October 4, 2014 at 7:26 pm)DramaQueen Wrote: I think aoi never heard of tiger mothers


With tiger mothers you would practicing playing a musical instrument you detest during every minute of the day when you are not doing your home work, or having it explained to you what a disgraceful you already are and how much more pathetic you would be if you didn't spend 26 hours a day and 9 days a week diligently following the schedule, which is too good for you, that your mother in her infinite grace and compassion permitted you to suffer.

The benefit is you will go to Harvard. The disadvantage is you are already dead.
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