I DON'T BELIEVE IN MY MOM'S STUPID FUCKING RELIGION

[Aoi Magi]

Or maybe his mom doesn't remove the locks before grounding him, and just takes his key.

Locks in his case are supposed to work from the inside, I wonder how she would lock him in from the inside and then take the key from the outside, unless she locks herself in along with him....scary.

[Losty]

You then should go on hunger strike and put your excrement on the walls.

Wtf?

[XenobladeShulk]

You then should go on hunger strike and put your excrement on the walls.

Wtf?

I've never been grounded. I've done many things that most parents would call the police on. My mom isn't as strict as most moms but she shoves her dumb Bible down my throat.

[JesusHChrist]

Stupid fucking 14 year olds with internet access makes Jesus puke.

May the Lord bless and keep you!

[Alex K]

I've never been grounded. I've done many things that most parents would call the police on. My mom isn't as strict as most moms but she shoves her dumb Bible down my throat.

And your mom's bible may indeed be very dumb. Keen observation, which tells me you don't seem to be in immediate danger to succumb to the religious brainwashing. From what you write you don't seem to suffer any psychological or physical abuse, and seem to have a lot of freedoms. I know it's not quite obvious when growing up, but your mom is actually just a human being with as many failings, strengths and weaknesses as anyone else, and she has hell of a responsibility to bring you up halfway decent while keeping you fed and clothed and so on and so forth. That's not an easy task, and she probably spent a good part of her life doing all kinds of stuff for you, when I'm sure she would probably have had other hobbies and interests herself which do not involve sinking all available energy into the child parasite. So be fucking nice to her even if she for fucking once doesn't do exactly as it pleases you. Sheesh.

[RobbyPants]

I DON'T FUCKING GIVE A SHIT! I TOLD HER THAT I DON'T BELIEVE IN HER DUMBASS FAKE RELIGION (SHE'S A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS) SO I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO IT'S STUPID FUCKING RULES ABOUT WHAT GAMES I PLAY.

Sadly, you do have to listen to her rules at this point in your life. From a practical point of view, if you want to get your way and want to be able to play the games you want, consider not attacking her beliefs so bluntly. In the end, it has little to do with whether you are correct or not, and pretty much everything to do with how she feels about the situation. Insulting her isn't going to make her suddenly realize that you were right all along, and it might push her farther in the opposite direction, making her think that you need to be "saved", or something.

[JesusHChrist]

Children:

can't kill them,

can't sell them to the zetas drug cartel for medical experiments.

At least not legally.

But if we all pull together, we can get these archaic laws changed!

[psychoslice]

Our parents can only do their best to bring us up as descent human beings, your mother is doing her best, when its your turn when you grow up and maybe marry, then you will do the best you can do, your kids will probably also think your an arrsole, it all goes around and around from one generation to the next, all thinking they know better.

[IanHulett]

I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW. MY MOM WON'T LET ME GET HYRULE WARRIORS FOR THE WII U BECAUSE IT'S "TOO MAGICAL AND SORCERY". I DON'T FUCKING GIVE A SHIT! I TOLD HER THAT I DON'T BELIEVE IN HER DUMBASS FAKE RELIGION (SHE'S A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS) SO I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO IT'S STUPID FUCKING RULES ABOUT WHAT GAMES I PLAY. SHE ALSO DOESN'T EVEN LET ME PLAY FUCKING POKEMON BECAUSE ITS BASED ON JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY! I DON'T FUCKING CARE! I'M 14 AND MATURE ENOUGH TO HANDLE FUCKING MAGIC!!!!

It's part of the reason I've always hated the Jehovah's Witness cult. They're always going door to fucking door knocking on peoples doors and saying "Havew fewnd Gawd? Havew fewned Gawwwwwwwdddd???? HAVEW FEWNED GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDDDD????????" Makes me want to punch them in the face, but if I don't want to look like that Militant Atheist who beat up that ohio pastor, I gotta be nice. It's irritating. It makes me want to buy a punching bag. I can release all my tension caused by these religious nut jobs so I don't end up one of the incredibly rare "Atheist Extremists."

[SteelCurtain]

Now this is an example of a bad necro...