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Guardian angels are real, says Pope
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 Guardian angels are real, says Pope
October 7, 2014 at 4:35 pm
(This post was last modified: October 7, 2014 at 4:35 pm by Cyberman.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
If my guardian angel exists, she's a bitch.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
I'd quite like to meet my guardian angel. It's in for one hell of a smacking.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Mine's stoned all the time; a real slacker.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
A male Angel is looking on giving me advice when I'm having sex with my gf?
Pssst! More tongue and less grabbing man! What? Are you a freakin' octopus? Slow down! Sounds pervy. I like it. 
Pope Frank is as big a fucktard as all the rest.
(October 7, 2014 at 4:46 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: Mine's stoned all the time; a real slacker. I need a guardian angel like Castiel from Supernatural. (except when he's screwing up and trying to take over the worlsd/heaven, etc. Though he had a great idea of slaughtering lots of religious hypocrites . . . Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" RE: Guardian angels are real, says Pope
October 7, 2014 at 5:13 pm
(This post was last modified: October 7, 2014 at 5:13 pm by Cyberman.)
He's a pope. Being a fucktard sort of goes with the hat.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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