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RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money
October 9, 2014 at 9:27 pm
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(October 9, 2014 at 6:55 pm)ForumMember77 Wrote: Ha.... only in America.
You can sue over anything in America. I've heard of some pretty ridiculous stuff, but this one is right up there. You'd swear it was an Onion article...if it wasn't talking about America. 
Maybe there should be an "Only in America..." thread?
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RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money
October 9, 2014 at 9:38 pm
(October 9, 2014 at 6:55 pm)ForumMember77 Wrote: Ha.... only in America.
It's expected that each person gets 10$, you can claim yours if you bought a can since the add has been running........ not sure how you would prove you bought a can though.
Any American guys or gals going to claim a free lunch ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...wings.html
... a reciept?
And, seriously, why are they doing this? In 2000, a commercial for Pepsi Stuff implied you could buy a Harrier Jet (which cost $23 million at the time) for 7 million Pepsi points (the equivalent of $700,000) and after someone took them up on that offer and didn't pay off, they took Pepsi Corporation to court. PepsiCorp won because they said there was no way they intended that to be taken seriously. How is "Red Bull gives you wings" any more believable than that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdackF2H7Qc
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RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money
October 9, 2014 at 9:47 pm
(October 9, 2014 at 7:24 pm)ForumMember77 Wrote: Yeah, because who doesn't keep the receipt of purchase for every pack of gum a can of pop they ever buy..........
Oh, you'd be surprised. I've always kept receipts for things I've bought, mainly because I tend to buy multiple items at a time, and just in case any of it needs to go back for some reason. Then I forget to throw them out. I've been sorting out the flat, getting it ready for decorating, and I've found receipts going back several years. That's not even counting the ones I keep from my and Sam's former life that I keep for sentimental reasons.
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RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money
October 9, 2014 at 10:02 pm
Please say this is not real?
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RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money
October 9, 2014 at 10:08 pm
(October 9, 2014 at 9:47 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Oh, you'd be surprised. I've always kept receipts for things I've bought, mainly because I tend to buy multiple items at a time, and just in case any of it needs to go back for some reason. Then I forget to throw them out. I've been sorting out the flat, getting it ready for decorating, and I've found receipts going back several years. That's not even counting the ones I keep from my and Sam's former life that I keep for sentimental reasons. But you sound well organised, a rare trait, the rest of us (if we kept our receipts, and by us I mean me) would just have boxes upon boxes of unfiled paper.
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RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money
October 9, 2014 at 10:11 pm
(October 9, 2014 at 7:29 pm)Napoléon Wrote: (October 9, 2014 at 7:24 pm)ForumMember77 Wrote: Yeah, because who doesn't keep the receipt of purchase for every pack of gum a can of pop they ever buy..........
Retards, that's who.
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RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money
October 9, 2014 at 10:52 pm
I have to ask: What the fuck is wrong with people?
Suing over trivial bullshit.
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RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money
October 9, 2014 at 11:13 pm
(October 9, 2014 at 10:02 pm)Losty Wrote: Please say this is not real?
What? Is that faith in humanity I detect? 
Silly Losty! Faith in humanity is for kids! 
...that sounded way more cynical than I intended. 
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RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money
October 10, 2014 at 5:19 am
(October 9, 2014 at 7:40 pm)ForumMember77 Wrote: It was rhetorical
Hence my stupid fucking answer.
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RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money
October 10, 2014 at 10:50 pm
(October 10, 2014 at 5:19 am)Napoléon Wrote: (October 9, 2014 at 7:40 pm)ForumMember77 Wrote: It was rhetorical
Hence my stupid fucking answer.
Erm ?
You mean this post or the last one, because both seem "pretty fucking stupid" and intentionally abrasive........... forgive me for not noticing the subtle undertones and double meanings to your 3-5 word posts. 
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