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Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money
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Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money
Ha.... only in America.

It's expected that each person gets 10$, you can claim yours if you bought a can since the add has been running........ not sure how you would prove you bought a can though.

Any American guys or gals going to claim a free lunch ?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...wings.html
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#2
RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money
Not gonna bother, someone else needs ten bucks more than I do, and I never thought the stuff would give me wings anyway. :p
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RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money
(October 9, 2014 at 6:55 pm)ForumMember77 Wrote: not sure how you would prove you bought a can though.

They have these wonderful new things called "Receipts".
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RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money
(October 9, 2014 at 7:01 pm)Napoléon Wrote:
(October 9, 2014 at 6:55 pm)ForumMember77 Wrote: not sure how you would prove you bought a can though.

They have these wonderful new things called "Receipts".

There also, AFAIK, are not requiring proof of purchase, only a statement.
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RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money
Are receipts everywhere in the west? Or just in supermarkets?
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RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money
(October 9, 2014 at 7:01 pm)Napoléon Wrote:
(October 9, 2014 at 6:55 pm)ForumMember77 Wrote: not sure how you would prove you bought a can though.

They have these wonderful new things called "Receipts".

Yeah, because who doesn't keep the receipt of purchase for every pack of gum a can of pop they ever buy..........

Be right back, just going to sort through every news paper I've ever bought, because I don't dispose of those either.
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RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money
(October 9, 2014 at 7:24 pm)ForumMember77 Wrote: Yeah, because who doesn't keep the receipt of purchase for every pack of gum a can of pop they ever buy..........

Retards, that's who.
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RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money
(October 9, 2014 at 7:29 pm)Napoléon Wrote:
(October 9, 2014 at 7:24 pm)ForumMember77 Wrote: Yeah, because who doesn't keep the receipt of purchase for every pack of gum a can of pop they ever buy..........

Retards, that's who.

I must be a retard, then.
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RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money
(October 9, 2014 at 7:29 pm)Napoléon Wrote: Retards, that's who.

It was rhetorical, obsessive hoarders and people who believe there's a net gain having to search among their mountains of minuscule purchases for minuscule returns.

Here's something you might not have figured out, it's only a net gain if your time is worthless.
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RE: Red Bull doesn't give you wings, 13 million payout for lawsuit. Claim your money
I'm in a class action suit and looking at a possible 4 figure payout. It is almost not worth the delays and legal crapola I've had to read, attest and affirm.

And for every nickel I get, the lawyers get one too.

And yes, the grounds of the suit are totally specious, I was neither harmed nor inconvenienced in the slightest. Some paralegal had a job of just scouring county records everywhere looking for things to sue over, and found something from the 80s that wasn't notarized, dipped, boiled, enema'd or something and bingo, that law firm is looking at a 8 figure windfall.


I hope they fuck up something along the way and get sued.
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