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The Dear Leader is MIA in Public

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The Dear Leader is MIA in Public
DramaQueen Offline
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RE: The Dear Leader is MIA in Public
October 10, 2014 at 1:27 pm (This post was last modified: October 10, 2014 at 1:27 pm by DramaQueen.)
So.. This happens all the time, right?
It explains the way he walk
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RE: The Dear Leader is MIA in Public
October 10, 2014 at 1:30 pm
It might someday explain YOUR funny walk.

Be nice.
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RE: The Dear Leader is MIA in Public
October 10, 2014 at 1:38 pm
Why should I?
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RE: The Dear Leader is MIA in Public
October 10, 2014 at 5:28 pm
If he's dead, I wonder how long they can lie to their public. 50 years? 100? They can just keep releasing 'shopped pictures of him playing cricket or making margaritas with his arm around a 20 year old Britney Spears.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: The Dear Leader is MIA in Public
October 10, 2014 at 6:03 pm
(October 10, 2014 at 5:28 pm)Exian Wrote: If he's dead, I wonder how long they can lie to their public. 50 years? 100? They can just keep releasing 'shopped pictures of him playing cricket or making margaritas with his arm around a 20 year old Britney Spears.

Considering his grandfather, a stiff for 20 years, still offically holds the constitutionally designated office of "Eternal President" (I am not kidding), I suspect so long as his family rules, he would never be officially admitted to be fully dead.
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RE: The Dear Leader is MIA in Public
October 10, 2014 at 6:20 pm (This post was last modified: October 10, 2014 at 6:22 pm by Alex K.)
Maybe he ascended to the status of eternal dear leader on purpose via a supremely wisely planned and executed liver
failure...

(October 10, 2014 at 1:20 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Little Kim hurt his nork dork in a tryst with most excellent horse lady. He also has a Corona bottle stuck in his butthole.

Well you seem to know the finer things. Though, why corona? Just because it's imported?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: The Dear Leader is MIA in Public
October 10, 2014 at 6:28 pm
(October 10, 2014 at 6:20 pm)Alex K Wrote: Maybe he ascended to the status of eternal dear leader on purpose via a supremely wisely planned and executed liver
failure...

(October 10, 2014 at 1:20 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Little Kim hurt his nork dork in a tryst with most excellent horse lady. He also has a Corona bottle stuck in his butthole.

Well you seem to know the finer things. Though, why corona? Just because it's imported?

Tall boy envy?
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