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Bad Christian media
October 15, 2014 at 8:28 pm
Seriously, guys, if you don't know anything about making good videos, good music, whatever, just stop putting it out there. You're embarassing yourself.
That being said, I get to enjoy laughing at them. Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJWdPn8iFKo
Anyone else find any horribly hilarious Christian videos out there?
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RE: Bad Christian media
October 15, 2014 at 8:43 pm
All of Pat Robertson's 'Word of Knowledge" segments.
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RE: Bad Christian media
October 15, 2014 at 8:46 pm
There's GOOD Christian media?
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RE: Bad Christian media
October 16, 2014 at 10:33 am
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Oh, geeze, if we're talking about their preaching, they get even worse:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSQeqk5YzbM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qzXDDnmHco
I mean, say what you will about atheists, but at least we know how to be entertaining:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VRxlBVmvM4
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RE: Bad Christian media
October 18, 2014 at 9:25 am
That finger banged for Jesus video reeks of hypnosis, which makes me wonder now about these TV Evangelicals and their methods. I'll make a note to research this.
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RE: Bad Christian media
October 18, 2014 at 9:56 am
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LOL, "bam bam bam bam pow" - was this motherfucker angling for a writers spot on Batman? Somebody needs to tell him that shows been cancelled.
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RE: Bad Christian media
October 18, 2014 at 10:20 am
Don't forget bibleman.
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RE: Bad Christian media
October 21, 2014 at 7:08 am
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Haha. Some of these are great. Rappin' for Jesus takes the cake, though.
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RE: Bad Christian media
October 21, 2014 at 7:21 am
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(October 18, 2014 at 9:56 am)Rhythm Wrote: LOL, "bam bam bam bam pow" - was this motherfucker angling for a writers spot on Batman? Somebody needs to tell him that shows been cancelled.
No, when your using a post hypnotic trigger to induce a reaction like that you want to use a word that can be said quickly and with a lot of authority. Like BAM!
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To the last syllable of recorded time;
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Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
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RE: Bad Christian media
October 21, 2014 at 10:38 am
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