Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: April 28, 2024, 2:27 pm

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Real God
#21
RE: Real God
(October 16, 2014 at 6:13 am)Zen Badger Wrote: The fact that he can't demonstrate it is the proof.

Duh!Tongue

"Look - there it isn't!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
Reply
#22
RE: Real God
(October 16, 2014 at 12:21 pm)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote:
(October 16, 2014 at 12:58 am)Christian Wrote: God is not what you think He is. He is not a a physical entity that you can feel. He is a force that exists in no tangible form, in a separate dimension.

How do you know that?

Well, he's got this book...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
Reply
#23
RE: Real God
(October 16, 2014 at 12:58 am)Christian Wrote: God is not what you think He is. He is not a a physical entity that you can feel. He is a force that exists in no tangible form, in a separate dimension.

Precisely how is this distinguishable from the nonexistent?
Reply
#24
RE: Real God
(October 16, 2014 at 12:58 am)Christian Wrote: God is not what you think He is. He is not a a physical entity that you can feel. He is a force that exists in no tangible form, in a separate dimension.

I respectfully disagree. I've done extensive research on this - along with much introspection - and I can confidently state that God is a slightly off-blue throw pillow, currently residing in a curio shop in Lima, Peru.

I hope this helps you to find the true path.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Reply
#25
RE: Real God
(October 16, 2014 at 12:58 am)Christian Wrote: God is not what you think He is.

I think he is an imaginary construct.

Quote:He is not a a physical entity that you can feel. He is a force that exists in no tangible form, in a separate dimension.

Just like an imaginary construct!
Reply
#26
RE: Real God
Is Christian a post-it and run away troll?

Throw bullshit, baseless assertions at the wild beasts.
Watch wild beasts tear baseless assertions apart.
Repeat.
Reply
#27
RE: Real God
Hey OP, how about not abandoning your thread?
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Reply
#28
RE: Real God
I am really really sorry for not posting often. I was away on Church duties for a while and only came back. My pastor is a very intelligent person and has recommended that I come here often to pass the message of Jesus Christ as the end times may be near.

I will post more often from now onwards, promise.
Reply
#29
RE: Real God
How about getting your pasta (sorry - autocorrect Angel) to come here and pass his own message?

And haven't we done this whole end times thing to death by now?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
Reply
#30
RE: Real God
Jerkoff
Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Why Zeus is more real than the Christian God.... maestroanth 4 1813 May 5, 2016 at 7:08 am
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Is God really real or are people simply deluded? RobertE 117 18140 March 14, 2015 at 2:14 pm
Last Post: IATIA
  God is love. God is just. God is merciful. Chad32 62 19414 October 21, 2014 at 9:55 am
Last Post: Cheerful Charlie
  If god were real... Baalzebutt 126 34775 April 3, 2013 at 11:08 am
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  Scientific Evidence That God is Real Gbarian 27 10356 June 25, 2012 at 9:21 pm
Last Post: Epimethean
  If god were real. JohnDG 1 1596 June 21, 2012 at 6:58 pm
Last Post: Welsh cake
  God is real. Dingaling 58 20177 June 8, 2012 at 6:33 am
Last Post: znk666
  if god is real then... Gooders1002 36 20112 May 25, 2012 at 12:15 pm
Last Post: jupitor
  The Real God Gooders1002 9 3117 April 3, 2012 at 6:20 am
Last Post: Ace Otana
  God Is Real KdThaKing 98 29524 October 24, 2011 at 11:37 am
Last Post: The Grand Nudger



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)