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Real God
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 (October 16, 2014 at 6:13 am)Zen Badger Wrote: The fact that he can't demonstrate it is the proof. "Look - there it isn't!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(October 16, 2014 at 12:21 pm)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote:(October 16, 2014 at 12:58 am)Christian Wrote: God is not what you think He is. He is not a a physical entity that you can feel. He is a force that exists in no tangible form, in a separate dimension. Well, he's got this book...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
  (October 16, 2014 at 12:58 am)Christian Wrote: God is not what you think He is. He is not a a physical entity that you can feel. He is a force that exists in no tangible form, in a separate dimension. I respectfully disagree. I've done extensive research on this - along with much introspection - and I can confidently state that God is a slightly off-blue throw pillow, currently residing in a curio shop in Lima, Peru. I hope this helps you to find the true path. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 RE: Real God
October 16, 2014 at 6:32 pm
(This post was last modified: October 16, 2014 at 6:33 pm by Ryantology.)
Is Christian a post-it and run away troll?
Throw bullshit, baseless assertions at the wild beasts. Watch wild beasts tear baseless assertions apart. Repeat. 
Lemonvariable72
Copenhagen School  Religious Views: Its all bullshit to keep you handing money to the usher.
Hey OP, how about not abandoning your thread?
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. 
I am really really sorry for not posting often. I was away on Church duties for a while and only came back. My pastor is a very intelligent person and has recommended that I come here often to pass the message of Jesus Christ as the end times may be near.
I will post more often from now onwards, promise.
How about getting your pasta (sorry - autocorrect
 ) to come here and pass his own message?And haven't we done this whole end times thing to death by now?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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