Atheist Bible book 1 genesis part 1

[dyresand]

Ahem if you are theist prepare to have your mind blown because this is documented fact! how ever keep reading and challenge your faith.

Before the beginning there was nothing a black void of nothingness. and in this nothingness there was something an anomaly if you would. that said anomaly came into existence and can be explained by quantum mechanics. because that anomaly was unstable it exploded outwards in omini directions birthing what we live in now time and space. However the key problem being the universe was hot and to hot for the newly created element to form bonds which is called helium. after millions of years of cooling helium started to form bonds creating oxygen and a few more elements. [this is were go would have said let there be light eh?] ironically this fits in perfectly because the stars started to form around that time. but it would be millions to billions of years before we even get physical matter and our earth stay tuned for part 2.

[Minimalist]

They'll never buy it. You have to toss in a talking snake and a magic tree for the idiots to believe it.

[dyresand]

They'll never buy it. You have to toss in a talking snake and a magic tree for the idiots to believe it.

now once you mention it like that it makes perfect sense.

[polar bear]

Ahem if you are theist prepare to have your mind blown because this is documented fact! how ever keep reading and challenge your faith.

Before the beginning there was nothing a black void of nothingness. and in this nothingness there was something an anomaly if you would. that said anomaly came into existence and can be explained by quantum mechanics. because that anomaly was unstable it exploded outwards in omini directions birthing what we live in now time and space. However the key problem being the universe was hot and to hot for the newly created element to form bonds which is called helium. after millions of years of cooling helium started to form bonds creating oxygen and a few more elements. [this is were go would have said let there be light eh?] ironically this fits in perfectly because the stars started to form around that time. but it would be millions to billions of years before we even get physical matter and our earth stay tuned for part 2.

Keep going... I love this science stuff. It really forces people to think honestly about what we have been told by the non-scientific community

[TreeSapNest]

Why is the rate of universal expansion increasing over time? Ergo, Why is there more energy in the universe today than there was yesterday?

[vorlon13]

TURTLES !!!

There needs to be more turtles !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dyresand]

Why is the rate of universal expansion increasing over time? Ergo, Why is there more energy in the universe today than there was yesterday?

Energy is neither created nor destroyed same goes for matter.
just matter being turned into energy that would explain it.

[Aoi Magi]

One day SpaceMaster TurleSnake was drying his laundry and hung two sheets (multidimensional quantum fabric layers) close by which eventually collided to concentrate enough energy at a point to form a big bang. After several such bangings eventually the energy formed a random pattern on the fabric which actually seemed like someone had intentionally designed it. The effect has been rippling out from the point of origin which is perceived as the expanding universe. Within this pattern formed tiny microbial thingies which became aware of this pattern, they called themselves humans.

[dyresand]

One day SpaceMaster TurleSnake was drying his laundry and hung two sheets (multidimensional quantum fabric layers) close by which eventually collided to concentrate enough energy at a point to form a big bang. After several such bangings eventually the energy formed a random pattern on the fabric which actually seemed like someone had intentionally designed it. The effect has been rippling out from the point of origin which is perceived as the expanding universe. Within this pattern formed tiny microbial thingies which became aware of this pattern, they called themselves humans.

Quick call a scientist we must test this.

[Minimalist]

Is any of this shit really any different?

This one actually seems more advanced than bible horseshit.

http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/creation-phil....ebeginning

The Creation Story
Tagalog
When the world first began there was no land, but only the sea and the sky, and between them was a kite (a bird something like a hawk). One day the bird which had nowhere to light grew tired of flying about, so she stirred up the sea until it threw its waters against the sky. The sky, in order to restrain the sea, showered upon it many islands until it could no longer rise, but ran back and forth. Then the sky ordered the kite to light on one of the islands to build her nest, and to leave the sea and the sky in peace.

Now at this time the land breeze and the sea breeze were married, and they had a child which was a bamboo. One day when this bamboo was floating about on the water, it struck the feet of the kite which was on the beach. The bird, angry that anything should strike it, pecked at the bamboo, and out of one section came a man and from the other a woman.

Then the earthquake called on all the birds and fish to see what should be done with these two, and it was decided that they should marry. Many children were born to the couple, and from them came all the different races of people.

After a while the parents grew very tired of having so many idle and useless children around, and they wished to be rid of them, but they knew of no place to send them to. Time went on and the children became so numerous that the parents enjoyed no peace. One day, in desperation, the father seized a stick and began beating them on all sides.

This so frightened the children that they fled in different directions, seeking hidden rooms in the house -- some concealed themselves in the walls, some ran outside, while others hid in the fireplace, and several fled to the sea.

Now it happened that those who went into the hidden rooms of the house later became the chiefs of the islands; and those who concealed themselves in the walls became slaves. Those who ran outside were free men; and those who hid in the fireplace became negroes; while those who fled to the sea were gone many years, and when their children came back they were the white people.