Alright, I'll do it. I'll go to hell - assuming I can find it. But I insist on a first class hand bag in which to be transported. On the other hand I may just forget to do it once I cease to exist at death. Can't guarantee anything.
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Yes | 22 | 44.90% | |
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Are you going to hell...
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If I do have to go to hell, whatever shall I wear? Red or Black???
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Quote:That doesn't mean that my source is wrong when it says the oldest zoro book is 4th century... We are not dating a book, you fucking moron. We are dating a religion. Many religions did not have a book. They had "mysteries" that were taught to novices by masters. However, because you are such a fucking idiot there is no point trying to educate you. You have convinced me that you are hopelessly stupid. I'm sure the republicunts can find a place for you. (October 26, 2014 at 11:26 am)Drich Wrote: I saw a Sunday morning new show who reported only 2% of all Americans polled say they know they will be going to hell is hell is real. Assuming your god is simplistic, yes, I will. And assuming the tales told about him in the Bible are true, I'd rather burn in Hell than worship that monster. And no, a simple yes or no won't do. RE: Are you going to hell...
November 14, 2014 at 12:30 am
(This post was last modified: November 14, 2014 at 12:31 am by Afro-Queen.)
Going by all the hogwash in the bible, that people are forced to abide by, I'd say yes....
hell would be where I'd be going if it were true.... and so would 100% of the population on earth....lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Besides, Hell has Jimi Hendrix, George Carlin, and Bert Russell ... and no winter. What's not to like?
(October 26, 2014 at 11:26 am)Drich Wrote: I saw a Sunday morning new show who reported only 2% of all Americans polled say they know they will be going to hell is hell is real. In the Bible hell and grave are interchangeable, so yes we're all going to hell. (October 26, 2014 at 11:26 am)Drich Wrote: That makes me wonder how many here believe that they will be going to hell if indeed hell is real.I based it on the JW belief of how god determines who gets saved or not (they do not believe in a fiery hell, only that hell means you cease to exist and are not resurrected). Since I no longer 'witness' for god, I would be denied from paradise, and so the only option is hell. Otherwise, I'm just so nice that god couldn't possibly leave me out of heaven.
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RE: Are you going to hell...
November 14, 2014 at 2:23 pm
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Where's the "LOL don't give a fuck, if you want to threaten me man up Drich..." option......?
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