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Anticipate the circumstances of your demise

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Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
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RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 2, 2014 at 1:00 am
Killed by snipers after a particularly bloody rampage.
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RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 2, 2014 at 1:09 am
Hit and run or choking have been on my mind lately. Quite possibly heat stroke, if global warming is to be believed.
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RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 2, 2014 at 1:12 am
Autoerotic asphyxiation.
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RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 2, 2014 at 1:26 am
(November 2, 2014 at 1:12 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Autoerotic asphyxiation.

I said I'd be gentle!
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RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 2, 2014 at 8:11 am
(November 1, 2014 at 9:22 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Shot by jealous husband, age 82.

Why would you be bonking an 82 year olds wife?



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RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 2, 2014 at 8:18 am
reverse cougar?
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RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 2, 2014 at 8:21 am (This post was last modified: November 2, 2014 at 8:24 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Beaten to death by an enraged Star Wars fan for telling him for the zillionteenth time, 'Belt up, fer feck's sake - it isn't REAL!!!!'

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RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 2, 2014 at 8:23 am
(November 2, 2014 at 8:21 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Beaten to death by an enraged Star Wars for telling him for the zillionteenth time, 'Belt up, fer feck's sake - it isn't REAL!!!!'

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RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 2, 2014 at 12:23 pm
Statistically one in 4 of us should die of a heart attack, I'm surprised nobody has posted that.

I think I'll be assassinated by some fanatic. Yea, next JFK right here.
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RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 2, 2014 at 12:32 pm
Probably a car crash because I spend most of my working life on the road (an average of 5000+ miles per month, sometimes more)
Of course MY driving is perfect, but all the other road users are idiots!
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