Heartattack ?
Shot by your pretty young thing's jealous spouse ?
Car wreck ?
Suicide ?
Polonium poisoning ?
Shot by your pretty young thing's jealous spouse ?
Car wreck ?
Suicide ?
Polonium poisoning ?
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Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
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 (November 1, 2014 at 8:46 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Heartattack ? Probably suicide, unless I am fortunate enough to die suddenly. I won't face a protracted death from illness, nor a slide into dementia. Ain't gonna happen.
Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method. 
Suicide. Alone in my little flat. Undiscovered until someone wants something from me and wonders why I won't answer my mobile.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 1, 2014 at 9:22 pm
(This post was last modified: November 1, 2014 at 9:22 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Shot by jealous husband, age 82.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
solar flare or meteor strike.
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty. Join me on atheistforums Slack  (pester tibs via pm if you need invite)  
Holy water or kamehameha wave, I'm guessing.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue 
Probably shot by some idiot gun nut cleaning his gun.
If I go the way of my grandparents, I'll live into my late eighties to mid nineties and then die of a stroke, heart attack, or cancer.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
I was thinking about this the other day actually. Right now, best odds are probably given by the following equation:
Mid-20s male + drives like idiot = probably car crash I'm always telling my friends that where I live, near the intersections of Interstates 80, 81, and 84, that I treat the highway designations like suggested speeds... |
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