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Anticipate the circumstances of your demise

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Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
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RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 2, 2014 at 4:51 pm
(November 2, 2014 at 1:26 am)fr0d0 Wrote:
(November 2, 2014 at 1:12 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Autoerotic asphyxiation.

I said I'd be gentle!

Bad h0bbit. No reach around for you.
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RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 2, 2014 at 5:11 pm (This post was last modified: November 2, 2014 at 5:12 pm by Mudhammam.)
Unless I unluckily befall some tragic accident, considering my family history and the population at large, and my occasional hypochondriacal paranoia, I'm putting money on heart failure.
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RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 2, 2014 at 5:15 pm
Car crash for sure. Mericans drive like shite.
Hold fast to dreams,
For if dreams die
Life is a broken-winged bird,
That cannot fly.”
― Langston Hughes
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RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 3, 2014 at 9:43 am (This post was last modified: November 3, 2014 at 9:44 am by Violet.)
Slipping on a previous victim's pooled blood as I dart to the next target, so... suicide, technically.

Running with scissors... it will be a bad call someday.
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RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 3, 2014 at 11:48 am
(November 1, 2014 at 8:46 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Shot by your pretty young thing's jealous spouse ?

Damn near nailed it:

Age 103, shot in the back by a jealous teenage husband.
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RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 3, 2014 at 3:06 pm
And it took the lad 3 shots to get synchronized with your thrusting . . . .


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RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 3, 2014 at 3:20 pm
An unfortunate experimental death ray accident.
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RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
November 3, 2014 at 3:48 pm
(November 3, 2014 at 3:20 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: An unfortunate experimental death ray accident.

or a popular liquid diet product, rubber bands, and an irrational particle accelerator


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