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Room 101
November 4, 2014 at 7:24 am
(This post was last modified: November 4, 2014 at 7:24 am by ManMachine.)
A room where you can lock away all the things you hate about the world... forever.
My first binning is those loose flyer-type adverts that fall into your lap every time you read a newly purchased magazine.
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"The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions" - Leonardo da Vinci
"I think I use the term “radical” rather loosely, just for emphasis. If you describe yourself as “atheist,” some people will say, “Don’t you mean ‘agnostic’?” I have to reply that I really do mean atheist, I really do not believe that there is a god; in fact, I am convinced that there is not a god (a subtle difference). I see not a shred of evidence to suggest that there is one ... etc., etc. It’s easier to say that I am a radical atheist, just to signal that I really mean it, have thought about it a great deal, and that it’s an opinion I hold seriously." - Douglas Adams (and I echo the sentiment)
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RE: Room 101
November 4, 2014 at 9:44 am
Dead cats
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RE: Room 101
November 4, 2014 at 10:59 am
Sexually frustrated libyan jihadis that are prone to weeping
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RE: Room 101
November 5, 2014 at 8:49 am
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I can't throw away everything he every touched without leaving me behind the locked door of Vault 101... but, if I stay here long enough: I should survive the nuclear apocalypse.
But wait, that means that things that he touched survive the coming apocalype!  Eew eww eww, the skin, the skin must go! GET ME OUT OF THIS SKIN, OH MY GOHAWHAWHAWD!!
![[Image: petunia_by_hankofficer-d46a6r6.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=fc00.deviantart.net%2Ffs70%2Fi%2F2011%2F224%2F6%2Fb%2Fpetunia_by_hankofficer-d46a6r6.png)
* Violet goes for the potato peeler! WILL NOBODY STOP HER?!
... but wait! It's a burd! It's a plan! NO, it's...
No... please God no...
... :'(
..............
* Violet slits her wrists, realizing too late that she was a ghost all along, and that she can't move on, because of some dead person who probably doesn't exist.
Limbo. It's like hell... for madgods.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Room 101
November 5, 2014 at 9:34 am
I just checked into a hotel, and it's room 101...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: Room 101
November 5, 2014 at 9:48 am
Everybody knows what's in room 101
the worst thing in the world . . . .
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RE: Room 101
November 5, 2014 at 9:49 am
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(November 5, 2014 at 8:49 am)Alice Wrote: I can't throw away everything he every touched without leaving me behind the locked door of Vault 101... but, if I stay here long enough: I should survive the nuclear apocalypse.
But wait, that means that things that he touched survive the coming apocalype! Eew eww eww, the skin, the skin must go! GET ME OUT OF THIS SKIN, OH MY GOHAWHAWHAWD!!
* Alice goes for the potato peeler! WILL NOBODY STOP HER?!
... but wait! It's a burd! It's a plan! NO, it's...
No... please God no...
... :'(
..............
* Alice slits her wrists, realizing too late that she was a ghost all along, and that she can't move on, because of some dead person who probably doesn't exist.
Limbo. It's like hell... for madgods.
So no exfoliating products for your Xmas gifts this year?
"The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions" - Leonardo da Vinci
"I think I use the term “radical” rather loosely, just for emphasis. If you describe yourself as “atheist,” some people will say, “Don’t you mean ‘agnostic’?” I have to reply that I really do mean atheist, I really do not believe that there is a god; in fact, I am convinced that there is not a god (a subtle difference). I see not a shred of evidence to suggest that there is one ... etc., etc. It’s easier to say that I am a radical atheist, just to signal that I really mean it, have thought about it a great deal, and that it’s an opinion I hold seriously." - Douglas Adams (and I echo the sentiment)
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RE: Room 101
November 5, 2014 at 9:58 am
(November 5, 2014 at 9:49 am)ManMachine Wrote: So no exfoliating products for your Xmas gifts this year?
What on earth would I do with them? Regift them onto someone's head?
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Room 101
November 5, 2014 at 10:17 am
(November 5, 2014 at 9:58 am)Alice Wrote: (November 5, 2014 at 9:49 am)ManMachine Wrote: So no exfoliating products for your Xmas gifts this year?
What on earth would I do with them? Regift them onto someone's head?
Exfoliating agents can be useful in jungle settings.
"The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions" - Leonardo da Vinci
"I think I use the term “radical” rather loosely, just for emphasis. If you describe yourself as “atheist,” some people will say, “Don’t you mean ‘agnostic’?” I have to reply that I really do mean atheist, I really do not believe that there is a god; in fact, I am convinced that there is not a god (a subtle difference). I see not a shred of evidence to suggest that there is one ... etc., etc. It’s easier to say that I am a radical atheist, just to signal that I really mean it, have thought about it a great deal, and that it’s an opinion I hold seriously." - Douglas Adams (and I echo the sentiment)
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RE: Room 101
November 5, 2014 at 10:21 am
(This post was last modified: November 5, 2014 at 10:23 am by robvalue.)
The first thing I throw in there is suffering.
If I can't have that, then all copies and memory of the bible and koran.
Less serious answer... babies. I hate them! They drive me crazy.
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