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RE: How do you feel
November 23, 2014 at 5:22 pm
(November 23, 2014 at 5:16 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I can turn water into wine. Beer too. All I need is a homebrew kit.
Then later I can turn the wine into water.
I've raised the dead.
Well, not completely dead . . .
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RE: How do you feel
November 23, 2014 at 5:23 pm
Heck, I can "raise the dead" with only one hand. Most of the time.
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RE: How do you feel
November 23, 2014 at 5:25 pm
(November 23, 2014 at 5:23 pm)Tonus Wrote: Heck, I can "raise the dead" with only one hand. Most of the time.
Well, if that's considered raising the dead then I've raised a hell of a lot more than I thought.
Praise be to me!
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November 23, 2014 at 5:25 pm
(November 23, 2014 at 5:25 pm)Beccs Wrote: Well, if that's considered raising the dead then I've raised a hell of a lot more than I thought. I... salute you!
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RE: How do you feel
November 23, 2014 at 5:26 pm
(November 23, 2014 at 5:25 pm)Tonus Wrote: (November 23, 2014 at 5:25 pm)Beccs Wrote: Well, if that's considered raising the dead then I've raised a hell of a lot more than I thought. I... salute you!
That's a funny helmet you're wearing.
And I don't think that counts as a salute!
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November 23, 2014 at 5:28 pm
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November 23, 2014 at 5:40 pm
(November 23, 2014 at 5:26 pm)Beccs Wrote: And I don't think that counts as a salute!
It's been said that it's the only compliment a girl can believe. Or a guy, for that matter, depending on context.
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RE: How do you feel
November 23, 2014 at 5:54 pm
(November 23, 2014 at 5:40 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (November 23, 2014 at 5:26 pm)Beccs Wrote: And I don't think that counts as a salute!
It's been said that it's the only compliment a girl can believe. Or a guy, for that matter, depending on context.
Well it's nice to think that someone will do that about me but I prefer chocolates. . .
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RE: How do you feel
November 23, 2014 at 7:59 pm
(November 23, 2014 at 5:22 pm)Beccs Wrote: (November 23, 2014 at 5:16 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I can turn water into wine. Beer too. All I need is a homebrew kit.
Then later I can turn the wine into water.
I've raised the dead.
Well, not completely dead . . .
we can do both its not hard... and walking on water pfft who cares we can go into space.
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RE: How do you feel
November 23, 2014 at 8:02 pm
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(November 23, 2014 at 5:54 pm)Beccs Wrote: (November 23, 2014 at 5:40 pm)Stimbo Wrote: It's been said that it's the only compliment a girl can believe. Or a guy, for that matter, depending on context.
Well it's nice to think that someone will do that about me but I prefer chocolates. . .
Granted, but chocolates are just a nice treat to pop into your mouth, give you a buzz and leave a sticky mess on your face.
Whereas a dick...
Hang on, I need to rethink my approach.
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