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So you when to hell now what.
#11
RE: So you when to hell now what.
What would I do in Hell?

I'd open a cafe, of course.

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#12
RE: So you when to hell now what.
(November 21, 2014 at 2:21 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: What would I do in Hell?

I'd open a cafe, of course.

No one eats in hell nor do they drink.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#13
RE: So you when to hell now what.
(November 21, 2014 at 2:58 am)Godschild Wrote:
(November 21, 2014 at 2:21 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: What would I do in Hell?

I'd open a cafe, of course.

No one eats in hell nor do they drink.

GC
Sooo.... Business might be slow then.
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#14
RE: So you when to hell now what.
(November 21, 2014 at 2:58 am)Godschild Wrote:
(November 21, 2014 at 2:21 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: What would I do in Hell?

I'd open a cafe, of course.

No one eats in hell nor do they drink.

GC

I see you've been there, huh?

It's a good thing the owner will not depend on that business to "survive", then!
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Re: RE: So you when to hell now what.
(November 21, 2014 at 1:54 am)Drich Wrote: As with any fire. What is cast in will be envolped and consumed by the fire.

So you don't believe in eternal torment but rather in annihilation?
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#16
RE: So you when to hell now what.
(November 21, 2014 at 2:21 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: What would I do in Hell?

I'd open a cafe, of course.

ill be wanting a cold glass of water.
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#17
RE: So you when to hell now what.
Why do you think Satan is so bound on getting all those souls in Hell? Being a deceiver he is, he deceives God into thinking that he legitimately punishes people but in reality he develops weapons and trains an army to overthrow Heaven's tyranny. That's what going on. Why do you think he takes all those highly professional people (scientists, engineers, military personell e.t.c.) but lets incompetent ignorant fools go? Big Grin
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#18
RE: So you when to hell now what.
(November 20, 2014 at 10:09 pm)dyresand Wrote: So your in hell for one reason or another.
what would you do there?

My whole thing would be so this is it just fire flames eternal torture.
This in reality might be heaven for a masochist. But wouldn't
after awhile it would be the complete norm for a person oh
hey time to get burned alive again or well oh hey i'm getting
stabbed with a pitch fork again. While people in heaven
are the exact same opposite and its like oh hey its that 1
same harp song and it just keeps repeating. eventually
insanity would set in for people in heaven and in hell
if that is a routine schedule.

Smack Dante in the mouth.

MM
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"I think I use the term “radical” rather loosely, just for emphasis. If you describe yourself as “atheist,” some people will say, “Don’t you mean ‘agnostic’?” I have to reply that I really do mean atheist, I really do not believe that there is a god; in fact, I am convinced that there is not a god (a subtle difference). I see not a shred of evidence to suggest that there is one ... etc., etc. It’s easier to say that I am a radical atheist, just to signal that I really mean it, have thought about it a great deal, and that it’s an opinion I hold seriously." - Douglas Adams (and I echo the sentiment)
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#19
RE: So you when to hell now what.
(November 21, 2014 at 9:27 am)Smaug Wrote: Why do you think Satan is so bound on getting all those souls in Hell? Being a deceiver he is, he deceives God into thinking that he legitimely punishes people but in reality he develops weapons and trains an army to overthrow Heaven's tyranny. That's what going on. Why do you think he takes all those highly professional people (scientists, engineers, military personell e.t.c.) but lets incompetent ignorant fools go? Big Grin

well its gods fault for giving Lucifer and the angles free will. Basically Lucifer upon getting free will notices that god and remembering all the evils that he has done wants to overthrow him. Thinking also if you go to hell and you had a pretty much carefree life and did no wrong but were an atheist or believed in the wrong god pretty much there is no need to get punished.
when you think about it people call the devil evil only because a book said so and there really isn't a story explaining really why he is evil only god stating he is bad and evil and talks shit about him.
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
Putting aside the mythological view, in reality Devil is there only because there has to be an antagonist, an ultimate scapegoat and a big bad boogeyman to scare the Flock with. It isn't really that big of a problem for the Clergy that after scrutinizing the text with reason the Devil doesn't appear so bad in comparison with Yahweh. That being so because one of the most strictly enforced messages of Abrahamic religions is the message of total conformity. Submit ot face severe consiquences. Religion is somewhat of a lazy ruler's tool. Adepts are usually too afraid to even think about viewing their sacred text from a sceptical point of view. In fact, BOTH God and Devil are there to communicate that simple message of conformity through fear.
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