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So you when to hell now what.

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So you when to hell now what.
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
December 1, 2014 at 3:35 pm
(December 1, 2014 at 2:01 pm)Beccs Wrote: Gather all the souls together and overthrow Stan and all his little minions. Then Hell becomes a paradise for all the decent people who were sent there for stupid reasons.

We kick out all the truly evil bastards to Purgatory or heaven.

Yea fuckin Stan. Let's kick his ass.
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
December 1, 2014 at 3:37 pm
(December 1, 2014 at 3:34 pm)Tonus Wrote:
(December 1, 2014 at 2:01 pm)Beccs Wrote: Gather all the souls together and overthrow Stan and all his little minions.

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Stan was a deliberate typo.

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RE: So you when to hell now what.
December 1, 2014 at 3:41 pm
(December 1, 2014 at 3:37 pm)Beccs Wrote: Stan was a deliberate typo.

Good, for a moment I was thinking you meant this guy.

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RE: So you when to hell now what.
December 1, 2014 at 3:52 pm
(December 1, 2014 at 3:41 pm)abaris Wrote:
(December 1, 2014 at 3:37 pm)Beccs Wrote: Stan was a deliberate typo.

Good, for a moment I was thinking you meant this guy.

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He might be the ant-Christ . . .

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RE: So you when to hell now what.
December 1, 2014 at 3:55 pm
What are all the Christians gonna do when they have to spend an eternity with us in Muslim hell?
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
December 1, 2014 at 3:56 pm
(December 1, 2014 at 3:55 pm)robvalue Wrote: What are all the Christians gonna do when they have to spend an eternity with us in Muslim hell?

Panic that they took their parents lessons about celibacy so seriously . . .

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RE: So you when to hell now what.
December 1, 2014 at 4:17 pm
(December 1, 2014 at 3:56 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(December 1, 2014 at 3:55 pm)robvalue Wrote: What are all the Christians gonna do when they have to spend an eternity with us in Muslim hell?

Panic that they took their parents lessons about celibacy so seriously . . .

celibacy doesn't matter in hell Wink Shades
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
December 1, 2014 at 4:26 pm
(December 1, 2014 at 4:17 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(December 1, 2014 at 3:56 pm)Beccs Wrote: Panic that they took their parents lessons about celibacy so seriously . . .

celibacy doesn't matter in hell Wink Shades

Well, if they're virgins in the Muslim hell they'll truly suffer.

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RE: So you when to hell now what.
December 1, 2014 at 4:29 pm
(December 1, 2014 at 4:26 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(December 1, 2014 at 4:17 pm)dyresand Wrote: celibacy doesn't matter in hell Wink Shades

Well, if they're virgins in the Muslim hell they'll truly suffer.

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wait my 72 virgins aren't experienced noooooooooo <- Muslim hell.

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RE: So you when to hell now what.
December 1, 2014 at 6:01 pm
(November 21, 2014 at 2:33 pm)Godschild Wrote: The Bible where else, hell is a place of torment and by reasonable thought no pleasure will be allowed. Simple really.

So far you've demonstrated that you wouldn't know a reasonable thought if it bounced off your head and triple somersaulted to the ground in front of you, performing a striptease and holding a huge neon sign saying "reasonable thoughts are here again".
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