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MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 23, 2014 at 5:54 pm (This post was last modified: November 23, 2014 at 6:00 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
(November 23, 2014 at 5:09 pm)abaris Wrote:
(November 23, 2014 at 5:07 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: You ain't foolin' anyone -- the last time you saw pussy was when one evic -- er, gave birth to -- you.

Neve underestimate the power of web based research.

I'm sure there was an eviction notice issued, not a birth certificate... but I couldn't find it online.

Yet.

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#132
RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 23, 2014 at 5:58 pm
(November 23, 2014 at 5:54 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote:
(November 23, 2014 at 5:09 pm)abaris Wrote: Neve underestimate the power of web based research.

I'm sure there was an eviction notice issued, not a birth certificate.

Perhaps after he hatched the world delivered him a trespass notice.

Angel

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 23, 2014 at 6:18 pm (This post was last modified: November 23, 2014 at 6:19 pm by Esquilax.)
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#134
RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 23, 2014 at 6:43 pm
Obviously when his dad fucked his mom it produced a genetic fallacy.

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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 23, 2014 at 6:46 pm
(November 23, 2014 at 6:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Obviously when his dad fucked his mom it produced a genetic fallacy.

Angel

But what "kind"?

Oh wait, wrong member . . .

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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 23, 2014 at 7:23 pm
(November 23, 2014 at 6:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Obviously when his dad fucked his mom it produced a genetic fallacy.

Angel

I just got off the phone with your mother...I asked her who your real father is...and she said "I don't know, it isn't as if I have eyes in the back of my head".

I said okkkkk.
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 23, 2014 at 7:48 pm (This post was last modified: November 23, 2014 at 7:56 pm by dyresand.)
(November 23, 2014 at 7:23 pm)His_Majesty Wrote:
(November 23, 2014 at 6:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Obviously when his dad fucked his mom it produced a genetic fallacy.

Angel

I just got off the phone with your mother...I asked her who your real father is...and she said "I don't know, it isn't as if I have eyes in the back of my head".

I said okkkkk.

What 'kind' of human are you?
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 23, 2014 at 7:51 pm
(November 23, 2014 at 7:23 pm)His_Majesty Wrote: I just got off the phone with your mother...I asked her who your real father is...and she said "I don't know, it isn't as if I have eyes in the back of my head".

I said okkkkk.

Okkkkk...

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#139
RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 23, 2014 at 7:54 pm
(November 23, 2014 at 7:23 pm)His_Majesty Wrote:
(November 23, 2014 at 6:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Obviously when his dad fucked his mom it produced a genetic fallacy.

Angel

I just got off the phone with your mother...I asked her who your real father is...and she said "I don't know, it isn't as if I have eyes in the back of my head".

I said okkkkk.

Jesus won't like that. You're supposed to turn the other cheek, asshole.

Looks like its hell for you!
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 23, 2014 at 7:58 pm
(November 23, 2014 at 7:54 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(November 23, 2014 at 7:23 pm)His_Majesty Wrote: I just got off the phone with your mother...I asked her who your real father is...and she said "I don't know, it isn't as if I have eyes in the back of my head".

I said okkkkk.

Jesus won't like that. You're supposed to turn the other cheek, asshole.

Looks like its hell for you!

But hell is where all the cool people go and most people are going to hell there is only 2 beings in heaven the most moral giving person ever and the dog from lassie.
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