MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)

[His_Majesty]

Ah, but you just don't understand. The invisible purple nothings are so powerful, they can be invisible and purple at the same time and they can be something and nothing at the same time. Isn't that amazing? And the proof that they exist lies in how absurd it is, because no one would make up anything so absurd!

Everyone take a look at the quote above...that is how far we've come...that is how low the rationale has dropped.

If that sounds ridiculous to you, you now understand how "The Trinity" sounds to us. Jesus is fully human and fully divine, one with his father as part of the same god and yet they are separate persons at the same time, same god being in three separate persons.

The Trinity is the doctrine that the Father, Son, and Holy spirit are three separate beings/persons, that share the same Deity of God....kinda like how you, jenny, and parkers are three separate persons, yet you all share the same nature..human nature.

[FatAndFaithless]

Ah, but you just don't understand. The invisible purple nothings are so powerful, they can be invisible and purple at the same time and they can be something and nothing at the same time. Isn't that amazing? And the proof that they exist lies in how absurd it is, because no one would make up anything so absurd!

Everyone take a look at the quote above...that is how far we've come...that is how low the rationale has dropped.

Your utter lack of self-awareness is distressing.

[robvalue]

Gods father is Odin right, how come he's not in the book? I know he's quite old now, but he probably has a few wise words. He was in that Douglas Adams book though, long dark tea time of the soul. Thor was in that too. I don't think God was though.

[Fidel_Castronaut]

HRH, when you inevitably go and bleat about victory on other forums you decide to take a dump on, can you just link back to this thread please so people can read for themselves and decide?

[Thumpalumpacus]

The Trinity is the doctrine that the Father, Son, and Holy spirit are three separate beings/persons, that share the same Deity of God....kinda like how you, jenny, and parkers are three separate persons, yet you all share the same nature..human nature.

I resent the implication that I'm human.

Also, flawed argument.

[His_Majesty]

Are you mentally ill? You can't leave it alone can you? You're certainly one the stupidest people that's ever been on here, and that's saying a lot considering the dregs we've had here before. 'There is no fossil Record' and not knowing what the other side of the sun is like? I mean LOL. Come the fuck along?

I've repeatedly told you to stop being stupid. But it seems you are incapable. Very well.

Pass me one of those cigars, Fidel. I want to fire one up.

[LastPoet]

Pigeon. I called it on the first pages.

[Fidel_Castronaut]

Pigeon. I called it on the first pages.

Yup. I'd also go with mentally ill, too. Although between this freak and Enrico its kind of hard to decide which I'd want me and my family to be around less.

[His_Majesty]

Just for the record, the Rules also state amongst the legal small print: "You agree that “Atheist Forums” have the right to remove, edit, move or close any topic at any time should we see fit."

Staff have the right to amend, remove and otherwise edit any material deemed in violation of the Rules, as well as for the smooth running of the forum. The door's that way, just past the coffee machine, for anyone who doesn't like that.

So basically, the Staff has the right to play God...got it.

[Whateverist]

Hey, it's the only god we've got. Show some respect.