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MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)
RE: MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)
(December 22, 2014 at 4:38 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: I believe in god because the book that describes god told me to believe in him, or else, even though no credible outside sources lend credence to his/its existence. Also, god is good because the book tells me god is good, even though his actual actions as described in the book are placed firmly in the asshole category.

... how am I doing as an apologist so far? Big Grin

Not bad.

I am about to unleash a truth on this forum that should turn a few heads. After all, I signed up just to see how good these atheists actually are, and took Minimalist to task just to try him out over here, since he's someone I know- and absolutely respect- from another forum.

And before I unleash this truth, apologies to all I may have offended.

I mean seriously guys, I label myself "Atheist Shithead," and my quote says, Jesus dicked Mary?

ROFLOL
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RE: MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)
(December 22, 2014 at 4:42 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(December 22, 2014 at 4:38 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: I believe in god because the book that describes god told me to believe in him, or else, even though no credible outside sources lend credence to his/its existence. Also, god is good because the book tells me god is good, even though his actual actions as described in the book are placed firmly in the asshole category.

... how am I doing as an apologist so far? Big Grin

Need more arrogance, the CAPSLOCK OF TRUTH and that damn roflol smiley every other fucking word. Oh and the odd "bullshit!" wouldn't be out of place. Other than that, scarily good.

And many more exclamation marks.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)
(December 22, 2014 at 4:43 pm)Brucer Wrote: I am about to unleash a truth on this forum that should turn a few heads. After all, I signed up just to see how good these atheists actually are, and took Minimalist to task just to try him out over here, since he's someone I know- and absolutely respect- from another forum.

I knew it. You're a poe.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)
(December 22, 2014 at 4:46 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(December 22, 2014 at 4:43 pm)Brucer Wrote: I am about to unleash a truth on this forum that should turn a few heads. After all, I signed up just to see how good these atheists actually are, and took Minimalist to task just to try him out over here, since he's someone I know- and absolutely respect- from another forum.

I knew it. You're a poe.

Uh-oh:

[Image: s-target_5294.jpg]

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)
(December 22, 2014 at 4:43 pm)Brucer Wrote: I am about to unleash a truth on this forum that should turn a few heads. After all, I signed up just to see how good these atheists actually are, and took Minimalist to task just to try him out over here, since he's someone I know- and absolutely respect- from another forum.

And before I unleash this truth, apologies to all I may have offended.

I mean seriously guys, I label myself "Atheist Shithead," and my quote says, Jesus dicked Mary?

ROFLOL

I actually thought you might be Minimalist's sock. Am I right?
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RE: MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)
(December 22, 2014 at 4:46 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(December 22, 2014 at 4:43 pm)Brucer Wrote: I am about to unleash a truth on this forum that should turn a few heads. After all, I signed up just to see how good these atheists actually are, and took Minimalist to task just to try him out over here, since he's someone I know- and absolutely respect- from another forum.

I knew it. You're a poe.

What's a poe?

(December 22, 2014 at 4:49 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(December 22, 2014 at 4:43 pm)Brucer Wrote: I am about to unleash a truth on this forum that should turn a few heads. After all, I signed up just to see how good these atheists actually are, and took Minimalist to task just to try him out over here, since he's someone I know- and absolutely respect- from another forum.

And before I unleash this truth, apologies to all I may have offended.

I mean seriously guys, I label myself "Atheist Shithead," and my quote says, Jesus dicked Mary?

ROFLOL

I actually thought you might be Minimalist's sock. Am I right?
No lol

Don't ban him! I'm not a sock either.
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RE: MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)
~Observing curiously~
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RE: MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)
(December 22, 2014 at 4:50 pm)Free Wrote: What's a poe?

Thanks for confirming it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)
POE

[ A person who writes a parody of a Fundamentalist that is mistaken for the real thing. Due to Poe's Law, it is almost impossible to tell if a person is a Poe unless they admit to it.

"The Bible is true because it's the inerrant word of God! I know because the Bible says so! Glory!" 

Is this guy serious? He's got to be a poe. ]
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RE: MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)
Actually, this is who I am.

Wink Shades
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