The End of the World

[dyresand]

The left behind scenario of the end of the world could it happen were people vanish no. or the one where people float off no. i'm pretty sure if people floated up from earth at slow pace or even a fast one the change especially for people who have hard time breathing at high altitudes then top that off with people with lung problems they will die.

Ah but my former Christian self would have had the answer. The instance that we get off the ground, we are given new bodies that can apparently handle high altitudes.

so i can go high up and get high off of the lack of air.

[Ryantology]

Let's see, I think this may be the eighth time I tell you the world never ends.
It gets a change of management.

And I left my departure from AF up to you guys.
You had the opportunity to tell me to go then.
I will be going soon enough anyway.

You didn't promise that the world would end. You promised that, on September 25, give or take, that we were going to witness that change of management you just mentioned. And you lied.

It's not too late. I can still change your username to Jesus Was Full of Shit and save what's left of your honor.

9/25 never let you forget

[psychoslice]

My way of thinking is that its always the end of the world to someone, its happening every day and night.

[Nope]

Ah but my former Christian self would have had the answer. The instance that we get off the ground, we are given new bodies that can apparently handle high altitudes.

so i can go high up and get high off of the lack of air.

Believe it or not, I used to look forward to this new, perfect body that could fly. It used to confuse me why the already dead had to wait for Jesus to return to get their new bodies also but hey, it sounded cool. I am a little embarrassed now to admit that I sincerely believed something so strange. It made perfect sense to me at the time.

[abaris]

I can't remember being tought anything about the end of the world. At least not explicitly. There obviously was some religious talk about judgment day and the good people rising to be with Jesus. Must have been, since I remember finding that pretty fucked up. I didn't want to lie around in some grave for quite some time when I was a child. So, using the same example, there wasn't any end of days talk. But I was a Roman Catholic back then and they are pretty relaxed when it comes to the end times stuff. Not in any way looking forward to it like the evagelicals do. And certainly not seeing the apocalyptic riders on the horizon every time someone rips a loud fart.

Let's see, I think this may be the eighth time I tell you the world never ends.
It gets a change of management.

In 3.5 billion years, the world will definetely end, since the sun will roast it along with everything still crawling on it's surface.

[Tonus]

Let's see, I think this may be the eighth time I tell you the world never ends.
It gets a change of management.

I think that if you had a nickel for every time someone predicted the end of the world (or a change of management) you'd have a stack of nickels larger than Jupiter. Which means you'd have a massive planet made entirely of nickels, which is both cool and terrifying at the same time.

[Mister Agenda]

Dyre, Sorry, you are right.
I mean there is no doomsday/ end of all life/ Armageddon scenario dead ahead.

Much of what is called Science is propaganda.
Be careful of what you swallow.

After your September 'change of management' debacle, why would you expect us to trust you on what's propaganda? You clearly have terrible judgment and a tendency to swallow the wrong things yourself.

[Thumpalumpacus]

You clearly have terrible judgment and a tendency to swallow the wrong things yourself.

That's a low, ahem, blow.

[professor]

9 out of ten times I come here, I get some laughs. Just like today.
You just make it worth coming here......

Ryan and Mister, I wrongly (sorry for lying) said the Rapture was the 25th. Not the change of Management.
The change of management is at the Second Coming.

The devil's minions (I kind of like that word- minions- picked it up from Despicable Me)
will continue to run things (like they have been, and are doing now) until they are disposed from on high. (hint- the SC)
Maybe that is why they have the pyramid for their symbol.
They sit at the top.

The Rapture comes first, then the SC at least a year afterward.

I am looking forward Big Time to both the Leaving and the Second Coming.

There is no fixing this system- it needs to be replaced.
Haven't you noticed (and haven't you had enough) that, no matter which person is at the helm- wars, murders, theft, lying and evil predominates the news.
The one place Evolution works out perfectly, is that the most cunning, evil people end up in positions of power.

It is going to end.
And it can't end fast enough for me.
And not in billions of years.

It is written about the "Man of Peace" (the holder of a Nobel prize for doing nothing) that, "By peace- he will destroy many".
When the last actors come upon the stage- you are in the final part before the curtain comes down.

The earth is in the cocoon stage and the butterfly is going to come forth. FINALLY, the will be real peace and prosperity.

[abaris]

It is going to end.
And it can't end fast enough for me.
And not in billions of years.

And that's the scary shit. Not the willful ignorance or the pompousness, no it's this end times porn that makes you visibly jizz over your keyboard.

If it was only the likes of you, I wouldn't be concerned. But there's the likely possibility of some jerk getting into office thinking along the same lines. And then it's fasten your seat belts for everyone. The Taliban and Isis look like a joke compared to your fantasies.

Disgusting and scary for everyone actually wanting to live a life of peace and meaningfulness.