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The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ, Part II
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The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ, Part II
December 11, 2014 at 8:25 am
Jesus taught that "I am the way". Obviously he meant that, life him, we are to follow the dictates of our own reason. We are to bring a sword and topple the old idols. If we meet a Buddha or a Christ on the road, run that sucker through. The way which Jesus promoted was finding your own way. So kill him and you will join him. Or just go on licking at his boots and make him face palm some more. The choice is simple.
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December 11, 2014 at 8:59 am
Oh yes! Did we actually get together and kill him last time? Or did we just talk about it?

If we had any idea what he actually said, that is if he actually existed, then we could ignore it and kick his ass. What's he gonna do about? I'll slap him silly until he runs out of cheeks to turn.
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December 11, 2014 at 9:38 am
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RE: The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ, Part II
December 11, 2014 at 10:12 am
40,000 schisms of christianity is a start.
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December 11, 2014 at 10:24 am (This post was last modified: December 11, 2014 at 10:25 am by dyresand.)
(December 11, 2014 at 10:12 am)vorlon13 Wrote: 40,000 schisms of christianity is a start.

only 1 could be true so only the original is maybe. <- again Christianity made up to control people and to kill everything. also to love and kill everything.
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RE: The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ, Part II
December 11, 2014 at 10:27 am (This post was last modified: December 11, 2014 at 10:28 am by robvalue.)
I wonder what will happen to that split-brain guy who has one half of his brain a theist, and one an atheist. Does he get ripped in half on judgement day? (Yes this is a real case as far as I'm aware.)

Does each half get a soul? Or half his soul? How could he ever be happy knowing the other half of him is being tortured?
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December 11, 2014 at 10:29 am
(December 11, 2014 at 10:27 am)robvalue Wrote: I wonder what will happen to that split-brain guy who has one half of his brain a theist, and one an atheist. Does he get ripped in half on judgement day? (Yes this is a real case as far as I'm aware.)

Does each half get a soul? Or half his soul? How could he ever be happy knowing the other half of him is being tortured?

that has to suck so much internal arguments going on until he rips the theist side of his brain out.
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RE: The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ, Part II
December 11, 2014 at 2:08 pm
(December 11, 2014 at 8:25 am)whateverist Wrote: ...the choice is simple.
I have no idea what your point is. Why so bitter lately?
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RE: The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ, Part II
December 11, 2014 at 2:14 pm
Oh, not bitter really. This thread was mostly conceived in jest involving the titles of recent threads. I really should have put it in a different forum.

I don't really think that all religious experience is best characterized as boot licking. I've seen it done better than that.
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December 11, 2014 at 2:20 pm
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