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#21
RE: Self injury
February 22, 2010 at 10:21 am
That's bad surgery. I'd want my hand looking like a hand! Did you sue!?
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#22
RE: Self injury
February 22, 2010 at 10:26 am
(February 22, 2010 at 10:01 am)Eilonnwy Wrote: I once fell down some stairs and cut my hand on a piece of glass. Got stitches and once it was healed I noticed it looks like a penis.

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#23
RE: Self injury
February 22, 2010 at 10:34 am
(February 22, 2010 at 10:21 am)fr0d0 Wrote: That's bad surgery. I'd want my hand looking like a hand! Did you sue!?

LOL, I worded that badly. The scar is shaped like a penis. Tongue

Terrible cellphone pic attached. You can barely see the scar.


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#24
RE: Self injury
February 22, 2010 at 11:37 am
(February 22, 2010 at 10:01 am)Eilonnwy Wrote: I once fell down some stairs and cut my hand on a piece of glass. Got stitches and once it was healed I noticed it looks the scar looks like a penis.

Oh why oh why do you leave me such openings?

For once I won't give in to the temptation and make a sick joke about a penis on (in) your hand or what you may be doing with that penis hand of yours.

Doesn't it make you proud of me showing such restraint?

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#25
RE: Self injury
February 22, 2010 at 12:39 pm
You can make the jokes, I ain't stoppin' ya!
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#26
RE: Self injury
February 23, 2010 at 11:05 am
No!

It would be too easy and thus below the threshold of quality humor AF has come to expect from me.
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RE: Self injury
February 23, 2010 at 5:43 pm
I broke my collarbone when I was very young, and it still bothers me sometimes. Not an exciting story though, I rolled out of bed Tongue I was on the floor most of the night, and it took my mom until 12 the next day (when i wouldnt get out of bed) to realize that hmmm maybe something is wrong. Other than that, nothing exciting. My sisters are freaking accident prone though... my one sister tore her lip going up the stairs, my other sister was riding her bike, fell, and woke up across the street unable to recall how she got there... she had a concussion and i got to spend my whole night in an er! fun :p
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RE: Self injury
February 27, 2010 at 12:25 am
ive got a scar on my finger in the shape of a phone Big Grin can hardly see it now though, and ive hadso many scars on my hands i dont know where any of them came fom anymore
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RE: Self injury
March 1, 2010 at 5:51 pm
No injuries here. The worst I've done is spraining an ankle in a wrestling match and catching a hard knee in the face in a rugby practice.
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#30
RE: Self injury
March 2, 2010 at 12:22 pm
I was changing a clutch on an 08 Civic Si, when the trans fell right on my ring finger. Nothing broken, but my nail pretty much came off and it grew back all weird and sideways. I should probably go to a doctor since it freaks people out when they look at it.
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