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December 25, 2014 at 10:28 am
Very optimistic really. What would they think of me if I turned up on a Christian forum and wrote, "The bible is a load of shit! Become an atheist!" then disappeared?
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December 25, 2014 at 10:30 am
(December 25, 2014 at 10:25 am)abaris Wrote: (December 25, 2014 at 10:22 am)Minimalist Wrote: Let's not hold our breath waiting, shall we?
Apart from being outraged about being called full of shit in french, this was just the usual shit and run.
Well it was worth it. I was actually going to write a rebuttal, and then I decided that I'd rather get hammered and put the short version.
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December 25, 2014 at 10:32 am
(December 25, 2014 at 10:30 am)Alex K Wrote: Well it was worth it. I was actually going to write a rebuttal, and then I decided that I'd rather get hammered and put the short version.
I agree, but I wouldn't have managed to come up with such a beautiful reply on such short notice. My french is pretty rusty these days. I can read it just fine, but it's a long time since I actually needed to use it.
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December 25, 2014 at 10:39 am
Challenging an argument is like disposing of a corpse. You hack and slash away at it, trying to open up the weak parts. You see if you can get the whole thing to fall apart in a gush of flesh and mangled organs. Then you can squash it nicely into a small container ready for transport.
If you find the corpse is just too tough, either because your tools aren't sharp enough or the flesh is too sturdy, then you let the corpse be. You admit defeat and just chuck it out of a window when no one is looking, admitting you couldn't do the job you intended to.
But when you open up the boot of your client's car, and they ask you to get rid of the body... What do you do when there isn't even a body in the trunk? How can you explain it politely?
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December 25, 2014 at 10:41 am
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(December 25, 2014 at 10:32 am)abaris Wrote: (December 25, 2014 at 10:30 am)Alex K Wrote: Well it was worth it. I was actually going to write a rebuttal, and then I decided that I'd rather get hammered and put the short version.
I agree, but I wouldn't have managed to come up with such a beautiful reply on such short notice. My french is pretty rusty these days. I can read it just fine, but it's a long time since I actually needed to use it.
Mine to, I actually made a spelling mistake, it's plein, not plain  ... and the de is probably too much...
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December 25, 2014 at 10:51 am
(December 25, 2014 at 10:41 am)Alex K Wrote: Mine to, I actually made a spelling mistake, it's plein, not plain ... and the de is probably too much...
Kind of like the fine difference between "la vase" and "le vase". The first means garbage or better dreck, since it has the same meaning in english and german, the seond one is the actual vase. I made that mistake once, but only once.
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December 25, 2014 at 10:55 am
(December 24, 2014 at 2:06 am)Elskidor Wrote: ALRIGHT, I'M DRINK and just got kicked out of the rim for being too drink and wanting to airing. I am ready to fight! Bring it on! 9 have to warn you that I airway win because the bible is fiction and I'm not but I'm drink, so take that add you will. BRING IT ON! !! Yeah? Merry Chistmas!
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December 25, 2014 at 10:55 am
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(December 25, 2014 at 10:51 am)abaris Wrote: (December 25, 2014 at 10:41 am)Alex K Wrote: Mine to, I actually made a spelling mistake, it's plein, not plain ... and the de is probably too much...
Kind of like the fine difference between "la vase" and "le vase". The first means garbage or better dreck, since it has the same meaning in english and german, the seond one is the actual vase. I made that mistake once, but only once.
You might also get into trouble trying to ride a bike on la tour de france.
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December 25, 2014 at 12:57 pm
(December 25, 2014 at 10:55 am)Losty Wrote: I nominate this post for best drunk post of AF 2014.
I got a bottle of wine for Christmas: give me time. 
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December 25, 2014 at 1:54 pm
I am at a winery.
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