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My taste buds are in heaven, but my stomach is in hell.
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My taste buds are in heaven, but my stomach is in hell.
I have been indulging in all manner of sweets, and unhealthy food, as I always do around Christmas and Thanksgiving. I wonder if anyone else is supposed to be dieting, but throws that out the window when visiting houses that have chocolates and cakes and pies and starchy foods and everything else you're not supposed to eat. It is wonderful to eat, but my stomach cries out in despair. Luckily there are some antacid pills to take to cut down on that.
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#2
RE: My taste buds are in heaven, but my stomach is in hell.
Omeprazole !!!
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RE: My taste buds are in heaven, but my stomach is in hell.
You would think a intelligent creator would not have put heaven and hell in the same digestive track.
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RE: My taste buds are in heaven, but my stomach is in hell.
There is another heaven at the far end !!
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RE: My taste buds are in heaven, but my stomach is in hell.
I have been eating chocolate for days. I usually don't keep it but this time of year I just felt like it. Yes, I am supposed to be on diet for high cholesterol and overweightness and fatty liver. I'll start back next year (that's what I say every year at least). Hahaha.
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RE: My taste buds are in heaven, but my stomach is in hell.
(December 24, 2014 at 2:18 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I have been indulging in all manner of sweets, and unhealthy food, as I always do around Christmas and Thanksgiving. I wonder if anyone else is supposed to be dieting, but throws that out the window when visiting houses that have chocolates and cakes and pies and starchy foods and everything else you're not supposed to eat. It is wonderful to eat, but my stomach cries out in despair. Luckily there are some antacid pills to take to cut down on that.

If you mean, if I'm fat, yes. Not obese, but overweight nonetheless. If you ask, if I feel like dieting, then no. Just opened another can of beer, though I'm done with eating for today. Dinner at my brother's was enough to get me filled to the brim.
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RE: My taste buds are in heaven, but my stomach is in hell.
(December 24, 2014 at 2:28 pm)Chuck Wrote: You would think a intelligent creator would not have put heaven and hell in the same digestive track.

He's a schmuck designer.
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RE: My taste buds are in heaven, but my stomach is in hell.
(December 24, 2014 at 2:28 pm)Chuck Wrote: You would think a intelligent creator would not have put heaven and hell in the same digestive track.

Or at least make our food hole and air hole not be separated only by a flap, but that's a little off topic.

Not trying to ask if anyone is fat. You don't have to be pushing obese before you decide to eat healthy. I just figured this might make a nice thread around this time of year.

Incidentally I am back home. It was loads of fun, and I'm ready to get back to the regular routine.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: My taste buds are in heaven, but my stomach is in hell.
I am waiting for the casseroles to get out of the oven. Sweet potato, then the green bean goes in. Then the apple pie, as we're eating. om nom nom.
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RE: My taste buds are in heaven, but my stomach is in hell.
I had loads of sweets, and I am going to have more. These last few days of the year I'll eat to my fullest. Dieting is part of my annual-new-year-resolution-tradition anyway...
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