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RE: Have a good religion joke?
June 8, 2011 at 4:00 am
I keep having Christians come along and ask me if I've found Jesus? They've lost Him?! Again?!?!?!
Christians are very careless about their God.
While I have not found Jesus, I think I know where he is. Jesus is in prison
I cannot tell you the number of people who have said that they "found Jesus" while they were in jail or
prison. With that many independent reports, it almost has to contain an element of truth.
Perhaps some think prison is like an Easter-egg hunt to find Jesus. Many many people try to get parole by
telling their parole board that they found Jesus.... and sometimes it works!
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RE: Have a good religion joke?
June 8, 2011 at 5:35 am
(This post was last modified: June 8, 2011 at 5:41 pm by JohnDG.)
How many religions doe's it take to prove god doesn't exist?
Just 1.
Lame I know...
Live every day as if already dead, that way you're not disappointed when you are.
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RE: Have a good religion joke?
June 10, 2011 at 3:54 pm
What do you call two Baptists.....a church. What do you call three Baptists.....two churches.
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A man is rescued off of a desert island. The rescue group saw two buildings the man had built on the Island. They asked him what the first building was for and the man replied, "Oh that's the church I attend to worship." Then they asked him what the second building was for, "Oh that's the church I used to go to."
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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist? Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.
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RE: Have a good religion joke?
June 10, 2011 at 4:01 pm
The pastor of a poor Baptist church passed away and the congregation
went into town to take up a collection for the funeral.
"Would you give $5 to bury the Baptist preacher?"
"Here's $10," said the atheist, "bury two of them."
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Have a good religion joke?
June 10, 2011 at 8:16 pm
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Have a good religion joke?
June 11, 2011 at 4:22 am
(This post was last modified: June 11, 2011 at 4:26 am by Cinjin.)
Yo momma's so old she owes Jesus a dollar.
Joke Revision:
One day Jesus met a sinful woman who was about to be stoned by an angry mob. Jesus stepped forward and said :"The one among you who never committed a sin shall throw the first stone."
Suddenly a girl who stood at the back of the crowd threw a stone at the woman.
Jesus turned around, saw the girl and shrugged his shoulders. (Hot chicks w/big tits can get away with anything.)
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