Avoiding indoctrination while still going to church with my Girlfriend?

[Nope]

Hey guys! I still want to go to church, but I just want to go so that I can spend time with my Girlfriend every weekend. I don't want to see her less just because I'm an atheist. We rarely get to date because I'm not exactly wealthy. So, the only way I can spend time with my girlfriend, at this time of year is by going to church with her. But I don't want to be re-indoctrinated into the church. Is there something I can do so I can still go with my girlfriend to church, but avoid being re-indoctrinated again? Thanks a bunch.

Just pretend that you one of the members of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and in your mind(Please, not aloud) crack jokes about the sermon. Practice your serious face so you don't accidentally laugh at your own jokes.

[Alex K]

TS: "And then, God killed everyone".
Crow: Cool creation myth
TS: Wow, a burning shrub. Spared no expense!
J: Eat your heart out, ILM

By dog, you're onto something!

[*Deidre*]

It can be done, yes.
I went to Christmas Mass with my dad this past holiday season, and have no desire to return. lol You can go to just enjoy the time with your gf, and that's actually a nice thing to do.
My only thing I'll caution you on is...if you remain an atheist, and she is very into the faith...if you guys continue on, that *may* become a problem down the road.

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Give her a drink, speak gibberish, and commence to fucking her in the pew. When the devout show concern simply tell them she is handling a serpent and refer to Mark 16:17-18.

haha omg

yes, make this plan B.

[robvalue]

I'm a vegan and an animal lover too Ian, so I feel your pain. It's frigging expensive! I can't work either and money is a constant headache.